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Nadia from your BB rocked up at our BB and then cried the first night cause they knew she was a transexual. Anyways she seems canny, hope you lot dont get dumped up with one of our has been BB 'stars'.

Calm down boys i am here Yeah we are in poo at the moment. Hmmm i dont know what else to say.... Billy Bowden has had an interesting days umpiring. 11239[/snapback] It must be awful being in the postion where you have to come up with excuses (Banter eh?) 11240[/snapback] I never said it was an excuse Poor form batting wise in the top order and some decent bowling has caused a few problems for our top order. I dont know how they will go about rectifying it. Jones is bowling well, getting plenty of swing.

Calm down boys i am here Yeah we are in poo at the moment. Hmmm i dont know what else to say.... Billy Bowden has had an interesting days umpiring. Oh and Ponting hasnt had a very good Ashes series aswell at the moment. Argh needs to start hitting some form especially for a number 3. A nice captains knock wouldnt of gone astray ala one M. Vaughan. Also speaking of Michael Vaughan, does anyone have the full version of his cricket manager? That was an awesome game!

Wheres Wellsy? 11189[/snapback] errr... im here Australia 1/61 Giles got langer trying to play the ball behind square. Hayden just smacked Giles for 4 now 1/65.

Exactly. It's not like the teams don't get along - I read that Flintoff embraced Lee after the 2nd test. It's how the Aussies used to play - chummy when play is over, mortal enemies when it's game on. Presumably Ponting has forgotten this, he seems to have forgotten most other aspects of how to captain his team. 10923[/snapback] Yeah apparently Brett Lee, Andrew Flintoff and Hoggard get on really well. Before one of the days plays they were warming up together, sharing a joke and at the end they all said good luck and started the days play. Gillespie needs to be dropped. It isnt even a mullet no more it is more of a mop and not a traditional mullet, disgraceful!

Ah the good ole days of Mike Atherton, what a hero!

Sorry lads and lasses i had nightshift last night so i couldnt be here, my apologies Having phone sex with Shane Warne, allegedly. 10650[/snapback] I like the way you included 'allegedly'. But lets face it most Australian's would have sex with the great man himself. On the score, well played Vaughan and i heard he threw away his wicket at the end trying to hit a full toss over the fence for six. Ah well, well played Vaughan considering how much scrutiny he has been under. To be honest i think Australia are fucked at this point in time, catches not sticking, run outs missed. Hmm this isnt like the Australia of old. England seem to be playing well but you never know with Australia. We might hit our straps with the top order starting to get some starts and go on with them for a change instead of playing stupid shots etc. One thing i noted though before i went to work was when Strauss (i think) got hit by Brett Lee basically most of the Aussies checked to see whether he was alright or not. I do recall when Ricky Ponting got hit no one from the England side at all went to check on him, not even the captain or Harmison. Doesnt take much to check to see if a player you have hit is ok, does it?

Well game over, England win by 2 runs. Well played England but we shouldnt of been in that situation to get anywhere near that total! Our last 3 batters made more then 100 runs.... im rather gutted at the moment Ah well lets move on to Manchester!

6 to win, this is amazingly intense. 5 to win now, if Australia win this i will get drunk tonight! It is what David Boon will want!

Well this is interesting, Warne out hit wicket but Australia is 249-9 needining 33 to win. Only lost 1 wicket this session for about 70 runs. 32 runs to win, can we do something unbelievable here! Doubt it but would be a laugh

Well i will be the first to say, well done England! That last ball by Harmison was great, completely bamboozled Clarke and i cant believe Giles has 2 wickets. Flintoff's innings was pretty courageous considering it seemed like he injured his shoulder but continued on and even bowled. Maybe it wasnt anything serious in the end but it was a great innings. Those 6's! Fark me. To Old Trafford (i think) now. Then again maybe Warne can screw England

I have had nightshift for the past 3 days and sleep during the day and then do it all again so i havent seen anything from this test so far. But im watching now and the saviour of Kevin did well before getting out, which was unlucky but it happens. Im eager to see Warneys ball from yesterdays play as by all accounts it was a beauty! I think if England have a lead of anything around 200-250 we will get it, 300 though could get interesting.

Well, Giles may not be the best in the world. At least he isn’t a fat drug cheat notorious for sexually harassing the opposite sex though. 7325[/snapback] Did he get your missus aswell? McGrath out will drop us down a pegging but not to worry im still confident

If Australia win the Ashes will come back to Australia, again. Warney sitting on 589 test wickets could get close to 600 this test but i reckon he will take 6 for the test. McGrath, can he continue on his fine? Then there is Gillespie... Giles

Im here, cheers Scottish Mag for the PM. This board looks so much better!