Jigsaw's Juggernaut

"...And Leon's getting laaaaarger" (Airplane)

*Doffs Cap*

Oh bugger.

Heard that Given was strechered off at Upton Park. Anyone know the extent of the injury?

Yeah. I liked Chopra, but he was never a premiership striker. I'm glad he's found his level.

WHAM 1-1 NUFC The argies wont have gelled.Hopefully. and Bramble isn't playing.

I think if we have to have any makeshift centre half, it should Be Sibierski. tbh. Not a piss take. He's tall, can head the ball, and may actually be able to mark an opposition player (unlike Bramble) I would be elated if Titus never put on a Newcastle shirt again.

It would seem not even Tristan likes Luque. Damn.

That would be far too easy.

*Waits for Mr.Moneybags to arrive*

Yeah...IN OPPOSITE LAND!!!

1. I sometimes wear glasses 2. I shall be going to the pub for the england game tomoz 3. I have a good dress sence 4. I will be going to Royal Holloway at the end of the month 5. I havent paid for my last 6 pints.

A mere technicality.

Hate to say I told you so, but...

*Researches into the possibiliity of time travel, then gives up due to lack of clocks*

Do me a favour mate - do that thing you always do when you select your team. I want to see where Sibierski fits in. 189553[/snapback] Would you like to elaborate on that mate? 189562[/snapback] You're a fan of the ... Given Taylor -- Bramble-- etc things aren't you? I want to see where Sibierski fits in 189565[/snapback] How do you figure that I'm a fan of Bramble and Taylor? 189571[/snapback] Chirst you are slow.

Anyone know Sibierski? Seriously, WTF is that guy? He cant even get in the city first team. And he is 32. And appears to be a midfielder... Lee Clark MKII anyone?

*Plays grim death march as the coffin carrying this season's hopes floats down the river of misery*

Maybe, just maybe, if we all believe just hard enough, it will all come good in the end. *sprinkles magic pixie dust around the place and sets light to it*

I expect to see an obscure striker and an even more obscure defender before midnight, thursday. There had been a lack of serious rumour for a day or so, not unlike before we bought Duff and Mr.Eko. It can mean only one of two things. 1. We are in "pole position" with some players 2. There are no serious rumours

Dammit! You made me raise my hopes! ROFLCOPTER all the same though.

*Glibly watches the tumbleweed roll past the SJP on transfer deadline day*

no.

*Sniffs the air*

Is it me or does Howard Webb look like Richard from Big Bruvva? Also, I can see last season's start repeating on us.