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Oh well, at least he doesn't try to hide that he's only here for the money!

That's the thing though, I can't remember the last time I saw anything of him, but that's because it seems he hasn't been fit in ages. Didn't he even speak about having to retire a couple of months ago?

Gemmill is blatantly suffering from McCreeryitis (to use NJS's expression).

Mark Delaney?

I'm really desperate for West Ham and Man City to fail next season. I'm more worried about West Ham though. They're signing players with Premiership experience, whereas City's buys are all unproven in England.

£6m could have been spent so much better.

That's fucking depressing. I can't stand the prospect of Babayaro and Carr as our only full-backs for another season.

Still no Owen, Viduka or Ameobi.

Thanks for letting the whole world know, Fatso.

£80,000 for Dyer, thank God we're selling him.

Oliver will be well gutted if he goes.

Bridge is class. I'd love it if Allardyce could pull this off.

I went to school with Roger Federer. I am win.

Deal has been completed, according to the Chronicle.

Gudjohnsen £4.5m, Bent £17m - how hilarious would that be?

I don't often listen to electronica, but I have a few albums by Der Dritte Raum and I enjoy them.

I was about to say the same thing. Speaking of overrated players, I've never understood why Pennant was supposed to be so good. Average player IMO.

Is he seriously saying we should give him another contract? Hilarious.

I'm glad they cleared that up.

BBC Sport's Chief Liverpool supporter Phil McNulty will be creaming his pants.

Uh-oh, apologies, they were sammynb's tits.

And if I'm a bender, your ill-advised choice of tits pictures in that other thread may have something to do with it.

Barbarian!