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Pardew makes it a hat trick of shocking displays. Lovely, absolutely lovely #nufc

Liverpool adding to tribal idiocy | Early Doors - Yahoo! http://t.co/vJRxMvhV Great stuff by ED #lfc

.@kennethdalglish @luis16suarez Minute's silence before the next game? White armbands? #JusticeForTheRacist #lfc

Desperately wanting to get one over the every day man. Is that all @themichaelowen has left?

My film reviews of the week: #5050: awesome. #Snowtown: awesome. #Moneyball: awesome.

Waiting for the last 10 minutes and then preferring Sammy over HBA... As clear an admission of insanity as you'll see #pardew #nufc

Utterly pathetic to start Obertan again, but pick your battles I suppose. At least Colo, Tiote, Best are back and no Smith #nufc

10 days to go! #BullsNation http://t.co/jaDJJdt3

Daylor scores for the reserves. Raylor and Saylor will be so proud #nufc

Yet more Big Suze on Two and a Half Men #Winning

Goals please #ElCashico #OilFirm

.@MobileSupport Latest Android update looks good but kept crashing and was making whole phone crashplode. Had to uninstall it (HTCDesire)

Hangover 2 "Twice as funny". Most mathematically inaccurate tagline evaaaarrr!

Apparently, only true title contenders win at Stoke.

Terrible day for Pardew. Shocking decision making #nufc

"HANDBALL!" learn a new word Norwich fans. #nufc #ncfc

"Like the fascist soup vendor used to say, I'm afraid that I am out of delicious soup." #dailyshow

R9: Pra Sempre Fenomeno http://t.co/6Nzq6wSY #Prasemprefenomeno

NBA Season Preview: Chicago #Bulls http://t.co/0WlUnKGu

Newcastle on first, everyone agreeing it should have been a red... #MAGEDIA! #motd

Stelling confirms referee Mike Dean basically made up a rule to justify not sending off David Luiz. Nice #nufc #cfc

Hugo Viana and Steven Caldwell share a moment after their Europa League game tonight: http://t.co/Xs4Iaeqa #nufc #garyspeed

Steve Bruce and the Tyne-Wear derby: Played 3, Won 0, Drawn 1, Lost 2, Goals Scored 2, Goals Conceded 7, Pies Eaten 652 #AgentBruce #nufc

Footballing Pornography: http://t.co/L6tCb6lK (Jan Schlaudraff, Hannover v Hamburg)

Shay Given's tears over Gary Speed's death. http://t.co/YhLr8TI4 #lufc #efc #nufc #bwfc #sufc #avfc