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"Good luck battling the demented sense of righteous entitlement which seems to have hopelessly crippled your sense of reason" #WeeklyWipe
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"I don't know who you are, but you're about to get chlamydia." #TheLeague http://t.co/nJwmIRUP
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"If you film anybody long enough, they're going to do something stupid. It's only human natural" #theoffice http://t.co/yD182ME7Rc
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"It's sort of sticking a plaster over a hole or something and the plaster comes off. It's a problem again." - Mark Twain Pilkington
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"It's the perfect plan. So inspired, so devious yet so simple." #seinfeld http://t.co/vJoltOVd2y
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"Jabby jab! Excellent... next day comeback. Well done, Costanza" #dailyshow http://t.co/igvCWTqa
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"Like the fascist soup vendor used to say, I'm afraid that I am out of delicious soup." #dailyshow
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"Milner wary of Balotelli threat" http://t.co/jLYAT71r Ha! He should be wary of everyone. I certainly doubt Italy are wary of him #eng #ita
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"My sister had pony, my cousin had pony. So, what's wrong with that?" #seinfeld http://t.co/gqfxgadyf5
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"That's not playing an instrument! That's like blowing into a toilet!" http://t.co/BmHwjGBvE4
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"Unbelievably, David Beckham doesn't step up"... Not really given how terrible he is at penalty taking #MLScup #bbcfootball
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"We just had sex in the cab on the way over here" - "In the back of a cab?" - "In the back of her body!" #TheLeagu http://t.co/5uV9zAqb
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"Whatever the hell they were arguing about, it was time for me to add my two cents." #maxpayne3quotes