Walliver 0 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 When you're at a urinal next to another man and you get that embarrassing lack of flow, what do you do to sort the situation? If you leave without pissing there's the fear that the other bloke knows you're scared and you'll leave with a full bladder but if the other bloke's having a big piss and you're left standing doing nothing that's equally as bad. It's tricky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 653 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Can't say I've ever had that problem.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Can't say I've ever had that problem.......... me neither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 When you're at a urinal next to another man and you get that embarrassing lack of flow, what do you do to sort the situation? If you leave without pissing there's the fear that the other bloke knows you're scared and you'll leave with a full bladder but if the other bloke's having a big piss and you're left standing doing nothing that's equally as bad. It's tricky... Sometimes walk, sometimes turn taps on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9912 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Never happened to me before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Never happened to me before. Aye, proper men can piss next to other men: FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Walliver, just turn to the bloke next to you and say: "Fancy a quick shag then?" Think you'll find he disappears quick enough leaving you in peace to have the slash you were so dying for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Having said that, I doubt I could piss next to GM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 When you're at a urinal next to another man and you get that embarrassing lack of flow, what do you do to sort the situation? If you leave without pissing there's the fear that the other bloke knows you're scared and you'll leave with a full bladder but if the other bloke's having a big piss and you're left standing doing nothing that's equally as bad. It's tricky... You need to get your prostate checked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 When you're at a urinal next to another man and you get that embarrassing lack of flow, what do you do to sort the situation? If you leave without pissing there's the fear that the other bloke knows you're scared and you'll leave with a full bladder but if the other bloke's having a big piss and you're left standing doing nothing that's equally as bad. It's tricky... You need to get your prostate checked Bollocks. Only RobW needs his prostate checking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Having said that, I doubt I could piss next to GM. Because of feelings of inadequacy, presumably? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Having said that, I doubt I could piss next to GM. Because of feelings of inadequacy, presumably? Because you'd take up two urinals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Having said that, I doubt I could piss next to GM. Because of feelings of inadequacy, presumably? Because you'd take up two urinals. Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 When you're at a urinal next to another man and you get that embarrassing lack of flow, what do you do to sort the situation? If you leave without pissing there's the fear that the other bloke knows you're scared and you'll leave with a full bladder but if the other bloke's having a big piss and you're left standing doing nothing that's equally as bad. It's tricky... Sometimes walk, sometimes turn taps on. You'd leave the urinal, turn the tap on and then go back to the urinal? What if they've got those silly taps that you need to keep pressing to make them work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 When you're at a urinal next to another man and you get that embarrassing lack of flow, what do you do to sort the situation? If you leave without pissing there's the fear that the other bloke knows you're scared and you'll leave with a full bladder but if the other bloke's having a big piss and you're left standing doing nothing that's equally as bad. It's tricky... Sometimes walk, sometimes turn taps on. You'd leave the urinal, turn the tap on and then go back to the urinal? What if they've got those silly taps that you need to keep pressing to make them work? Piss in the sink presumably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15614 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 (edited) When you're at a urinal next to another man and you get that embarrassing lack of flow, what do you do to sort the situation? If you leave without pissing there's the fear that the other bloke knows you're scared and you'll leave with a full bladder but if the other bloke's having a big piss and you're left standing doing nothing that's equally as bad. It's tricky... Sometimes walk, sometimes turn taps on. You'd leave the urinal, turn the tap on and then go back to the urinal? What if they've got those silly taps that you need to keep pressing to make them work? Piss in the sink presumably. Remember years ago in the Farmers (now M&S) which was always the last orders stop, Big Kim (who was well known around town at the time) pissed off at the queue's at the ladies barged into the blokes bogs and squatted in/on the sink. You didn't argue with Big Kim. I remember being at a do once and was sitting down with wor lass and Kim comes up and shouted at me "DANCE" much more effective than the scene's in an old western where they fire a colt 45 at your feet I hope to fuck she never reads this as you didn't call her big Kim to her face. Edited April 20, 2007 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Unless your name is actually Toon Pack then I reckon you're probably safe enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 15535 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Ive never understood it tbh, Im too busy actually having a piss to concentrate on the bloke next to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 The Farmers Quality boozer tbqf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18050 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Only go when you're absolutely bursting and pray to god there isn't a queue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Start whistling "YMCA", you'll be amazed at how quickly the bloke leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Never have this problem at the match, but then again I'm ready to burst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Stare at the other guy's nob intently for about 20 seconds and then say..."Oh, THAT'S what you're meant to do!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Never have this problem at the match, but then again I'm ready to burst. Who is it that goes to the match for a shit, again? Wasn't it Scott? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Never have this problem at the match, but then again I'm ready to burst. Who is it that goes to the match for a shit, again? Wasn't it Scott? How very dare you! I railed against shitting at the match. I can't understand people that go for a dump at half time - there's a queue of people literally feet away from you - kids pressed up against the cubicle door etc. No way am I shitting in that sort of scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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