Guest alex Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Good news imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Newcastle's Michael Owen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 What's wrong like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 What's wrong like? Ah dinnae ken. No link as yet. Presumably something minor he's been carrying though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 What's wrong like? Ah dinnae ken. No link as yet. Presumably something minor he's been carrying though. Hurt his wrist polishing his helicopter apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassplayerjj 0 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I heard he got fucked by one of his horses. Out for at least 9 months tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I heard he got fucked by one of his horses. Out for at least 9 months tbh Is he pregnant with it like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I heard he got fucked by one of his horses. Out for at least 9 months tbh Desperate attempt to genetically infuse pace back into his game using horseslime in the Arshavin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Desperate attempt at humour backfires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Virus... Michael Owen is likely to miss England's upcoming friendlies with the United States and Trinidad & Tobago due to a virus. The Football Association has confirmed that the Newcastle United striker has not linked up with the squad for the two end-of-season games. Owen was among 31 players called up for the double-header by Fabio Capello earlier this month, but is now expected to sit out the matches. With several strikers already in the squad, England coach Capello has not yet called up a replacement for Owen. Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Jermaine Jenas has also been sent home from the squad due to an ankle injury. Capello is yet to have the full squad at his disposal, with the nine players who featured in Wednesday's UEFA Champions League final between Manchester United and Chelsea due to report on Saturday. Former England captain David Beckham will join up with the squad on Sunday, a day after playing for Los Angeles Galaxy in the MLS. England play the USA next Wednesday at Wembley before travelling to the Caribbean to tackle Trinidad & Tobago on Sunday 1st June. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_3600848,00.html Meeting with clubs around Europe if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'm a sneak who get's in there first by not providing evidence, like a cheap Daily Mail reporter. You're not wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Fuck me, he can't win, can he? First he helps keep us up and now after constantly being accused of favouring country over club, when he does pull out of England games there has to be some cloak-and-dagger reason that will see him leave Newcastle. Unless you're joking, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Fuck me, he can't win, can he? First he helps keep us up and now after constantly being accused of favouring country over club, when he does pull out of England games there has to be some cloak-and-dagger reason that will see him leave Newcastle. Unless you're joking, that is. Check your sig mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 (edited) Fuck me, he can't win, can he? First he helps keep us up and now after constantly being accused of favouring country over club, when he does pull out of England games there has to be some cloak-and-dagger reason that will see him leave Newcastle. Unless you're joking, that is. Check your sig mate. I was about to post it, then I thought: I better add a caveat, just in case Edited May 23, 2008 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I'm a sneak who get's in there first by not providing evidence, like a cheap Daily Mail reporter. You're not wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Fuck me, he can't win, can he? First he helps keep us up and now after constantly being accused of favouring country over club, when he does pull out of England games there has to be some cloak-and-dagger reason that will see him leave Newcastle. Unless you're joking, that is. I wouldn't be fussed if he played in them mind. I know what you mean with his history of getting crocked and that, but he probably doesn't really need an extended summer off as much as most other players given his lack of games over the last 2 or 3 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Fuck me, he can't win, can he? First he helps keep us up and now after constantly being accused of favouring country over club, when he does pull out of England games there has to be some cloak-and-dagger reason that will see him leave Newcastle. Unless you're joking, that is. I wouldn't be fussed if he played in them mind. I know what you mean with his history of getting crocked and that, but he probably doesn't really need an extended summer off as much as most other players given his lack of games over the last 2 or 3 years. Aye, you got me there tbf I think I'm just so used to people slagging him off. Not you though, tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 We won't be happy till we've got something on him, that my friends is the bottom line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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