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Brock Manson
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Shola Ameobi had always wanted a top-of-the-range car to match his status as a top football player so he goes to a dealer to buy a brand new state-of-the-art, computer-enhanced dream mobile.

 

 

 

He drives off in his new car.

 

 

 

Later, deciding he wants some music, he searches for the radio.

 

 

 

The dashboard looks like a control panel on a 747.

 

 

 

He fiddles with this button, that gizmo...but finally gives up, having failed to find the radio.

 

 

 

Furious, he races back to the dealership and screams at the salesman, telling him they forgot to install the radio.

 

 

 

The salesman assures him it's right there in front of him, hooked into the onboard computer.

 

All he has to do is tell it what he wants.

 

He demonstrates:-

 

"Classical", he says. *click* The car fills with the sounds of Beethoven.

 

"Blues", he says, and *click* a B.B. King classic plays.

 

Shola drives off amazed.

 

"Country", he says, and *click* a Garth Brooks tune comes on.

 

"Punk." *click* The Pistols singing 'God Save the Queen'.

 

 

 

He's so captivated by this new toy that he isn't paying much attention to the road.

 

Another driver pulls out from a side street and cuts him off...

 

 

 

"CUNT!!!" he screams.

 

*click* "Good morning, everyone. This is Spooney, and you're listening to 606"...

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