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Having a bairn recently has been a worthy distraction from all this horseshit. As a bonus, if there’s no deal we’ll have something to eat too.

Bloody idiots. That had me foaming at the mouth.

Rondonkey ffs

Drink the red pop, or the blue pop?

Nay kids give up seats on buses anymore man. Wor lass over 8 months pregnant and the little bastard sitting next to me didn't flinch.

Beloved

Going to a posh hotel in Rye this weekend with wor lass. Apparently we’re having a bairn in February so this’ll be my last holiday involving any sort of peace. I’ve had to ask for a room on the ground floor; as well as looking like she’s hiding a Galapagos tortoise up her jumper, she’s tediously slow on stairs these days. There’ll be no sex (ever again?) so I’m taking the Switch.

Ditto

Sounds a bit like my sex life at 46.

It's a canny game like but there are some highly unethical interactions within the gang and I am often forced to do things I'm not really comfortable with. I've considered joining other gangs but hear they are just as bad.

Boycott paragraphs.

Aye, looks visibly empty.

Going to be a little more convenient to get to Nissan from that part of town for the next 7 months.

Elton John crimps another one out on Ant and Dec.

1-0 ffs