Share an amusing away day story!

[Guest Stevie]

One year at Derby I as just a kid really, 14 I think I was, was the game we lost 4-1 with three sent off. Derby had a firm called the Derby Lunatic Fringe, and as all the coaches were pulling away they started showing up looking for stragglers or so it seemed. Anyway we took a wrong turning on our minibus, and all of a sudden about 30 of them clocked us on this road on this industrial estate, near the royal mail building for people who know Derby, and we're stuck at some lights, and they start running towards our minibus, I was shitting it being the age I was, although plenty of them on the minibus would fight anyone. Anyway the lights changed just as they got 20 feet from our bus, thank fuck, but 100 yards away there was another set of lights most of the Derby stopped chasing us apart from this one fat cunt. He could narf run for a fat cunt he kept running, so someone shouted at the minibus driver to stop, this fat cunt "come on then you geordie cunts you aint goin no where!", one of the lads big hard bloke with a reputation, jumps off the bus shouts at him "we are goin somewhere and you're coming too", he ran at this fat cunt, hit him once and dragged him on the minibus! Locked the door, and didn't let the fat cunt off till we got to the Talk of The Tyne in Gateshead. Was a bit of a cunts trick but the bloke deserved it big time. Piss funny.

Great story, just what I'm after for the site. I've a few mates in Derby carrying a bit of timber, could easily have been one of them!

 

Do you mind if i add it to the website? May have to edit a few 'lively' words!

Aye it put it doon on the site, nee bovva.

[Gemmill 52403]

Take that jamie gordon story down off your site man, it's shite.

[Guest alex]

Take that jamie gordon story down off your site man, it's shite.

That's hilarious mate. Mind if I stick that on my website?

Cheers.