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Gemmill last won the day on January 14

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  1. Europe --- In or Out

  2. Europe --- In or Out

    So all those that voted against her deal and all those that voted against her in the Tory confidence vote, will tonight vote that they have full confidence in her to continue this shitshow. The political class is a fucking joke.
  3. Europe --- In or Out

    This attorney general is a galactically pompous cunt. No wonder CT thinks he's the shit.
  4. Europe --- In or Out

    Team CT assemble.
  5. Europe --- In or Out

    He wouldn't be if the government wasn't actively working against British democracy.
  6. Europe --- In or Out

    May says that whatever the result of the vote tonight, she intends to push on with her deal as "it's the only option". What's the point in the vote then you fucking hideous witch?
  7. Recommend me something to watch!

    The Sopranos is a mafia story but there's a lot more going on. You should definitely make it a priority, it'll be a lot better than some of the bent shit you'll be watching like The Crown and The Bodyguard.
  8. Wimbledon

    I bet your mam told you you were good looking.
  9. Recommend me something to watch!

    Conversely, I couldn't be arsed to get through the West Wing and just about limped over the finishing line with Dexter. Different strokes!
  10. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    That about sums him up. That place must be swimming with the finest arseholes Britain has to offer. His fucking head btw. Looks like he's wearing a Richard Keys Bo Selecta mask.
  11. Europe --- In or Out

    Aye she went ahead with it, and Kuenssberg, who had the opportunity to ask the first question, didn't mention it. As did none of the other reporters selected for questions.
  12. Europe --- In or Out

    Is she just forging ahead with what has already been proven to be a lie. I noticed always-the-first-question-May-looks-for Kuenssberg characterised it as "awkward" that May had included a provable lie in the speech she released to the press. It's one way of looking at it, I suppose.
  13. Wimbledon

    Murray battling back from 2 sets down to level it at 2 all in what might be his last ever match. What a bloke.
  14. Europe --- In or Out

    Boris Johnson using Bannon/Trump language saying that people will blame the "deep state" if Brexit doesn't happen. Matron needs to pull his giant skiddy y-fronts down and give him a jolly good spanking
  15. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I get that it's annoying but you have to just ignore it. Or better still don't watch it. I haven't watched the build up to a football match in years cos ultimately it doesn't matter what these people think and invariably what they think is wrong because they're thick. Or worse than that, they're just saying wrong stuff to get a bite, which is exactly what's happening here. We don't win by trying to counter it, we win by ignoring it. You're right that we shouldn't have to listen to what some Arsenal player who gets his knowledge from the back page of the Sun thinks about Newcastle and that the broadcaster should be doing better than that....but we don't have to watch or listen to it. And when you don't, you make what that person thinks irrelevant, which is what it actually is. When it gets rehashed on twitter, that gives it relevance. People are moaning on twitter about Keys trying to stay relevant and in the public eye.....aye, he is, and guess what, you're helping him. (not you personally) Sorry, rant. It just annoys me because Keys has hit the fucking jackpot this weekend and I hate the irrelevant little fat, middle management, never kicked a ball in his life, cunt.

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