Gemmill

Hopefully bullshit cos that could actually put a spanner in the works.

Correct!

"This one's got a good beat." *points if you can name what that's from.*

Aye you'll need something that will count RPMs. You can get them for normal bikes - it's just a pair of magnets, one in a fixed position on the frame and the other on the wheel. Every time they pass one another it counts it and estimates distance from that. https://m.lightinthebox.com/en/p/cx-9-bike-computer-bicycle-computer-cycling-stopwatch-waterproof-wireless-odometer-road-cycling-cycling-bike-cycling_p6566293.html Something like that would do it, you'd just need to work out where on your bike you could attach the magnets as obviously this is expecting to be fitted to a proper bike.

DADDY LIKES SHOWTUNES!

He's gonna go on telly tonight and tell everyone not to be daft.

Peewee.

I was just coming on to post this. If you've watched that Epstein doc on Netflix, she's as rancid as he was.

Jesus, I cannot imagine how hated I would be if I had everyone that lived around me in a whatsapp group.

Oof, welcome to your new house.

I mean it didn't need confirming, but once again we've learned that no one on here is as cool as me. Just done a proper set up with my notched straight edge and feeler gauges (come on then dickheads, let's hear your terrible jokes!). I'm such a professional.

Permanently set on 11. Those knobs are made of ebony wood btw. Exquisite.

My tortoiseshell pick guard is like a shield of steel.

Disrespectful.

I mean come on @Tom, you're not gonna try and tell me that you aren't I love?