Gemmill

Not a huge surprise but this is the right play for North East Remain voters apparently.

You either get them up front or you get them when your lass has blacked both your eyes.

Italian blart is off the charts. I've noticed this week actually that the sunshine fanny has been less than stellar. I blame the national obesity crisis.

I made the mistake of going on Easter weekend. It was fucking insane. And 37 degrees.

Aye cos no one had heard of Rome in 2009.

Goddamn you people. I'm simplifying for effect. Of course I got spectacular toppings, but nothing could make up for them being served on a poppadom.

Motherfucker I went to the place that supposedly does the best pizza in Rome. It was a fucking cheesy disco.

Roman pizza is shite. It's cheese and tomato on a big crisp. Rome is class though. Do all the touristy shit. That's all.

The polls are clear – Labour’s Brexit tactics are failing spectacularly https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/may/16/labour-brexit-remain-voters-european-elections?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard Corbyn fucking it up like it's his job.

Nice one cheers. And aye Coral have definitely settled it, the bellends. I'll get on to them if it turns out Aus won.

I might stick another accumulator on the lot, cheers (top 6 that is). What's the craic with declaring the winner of SF1. Coral has settled.my Australia bet as a loser, but Betfair is still showing the market as suspended (I've got a lay bet on there). Have they actually said who won it yet, and if not when will the lazy cunts sort it out?!

Labour refusing to rule out abstaining when May brings her deal back. The Corbyn-May stitch-up is on.

They would have let you stick with what you turned up in.

Aye the commentator was rabbiting on about how Hungary always qualify so when there was one pick left I thought I was in the money. Bastards!