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Gemmill last won the day on February 5

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  1. Precedent Trump

    The level of spite involved in that decision is unreal. I hope McCabe delivers him on a plate to Mueller. We're at the stage now where what Sessions and Trump have done doesn't even work in compromising McCabe as a witness. Everybody knows what this is. America is operating like Russia at the minute. What a mess.
  2. The Guitar Thread

    All Guitar Network app looks like it might be decent.
  3. Politics

    I can't take him seriously. He must be the softest looking bloke with the word Defence in his job title in the world.
  4. Politics

    Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson, when asked how the Kremlin should respond to the expulsion of 23 Russian diplomats, said they should "go away and shut up". Apparently he's ready to give Putin "a ruddy good bop on the nose".
  5. Man Down

    Congratulations Dave, you bald cunt. Glad to hear it went well and you had a good honeymoon. Pretty fucking ostentatious way to prove you've got a girlfriend though.
  6. Carragher deserves to be sacked for using the Kevin Spacey "my actions were not reflective of the real me" defence. On the contrary dickhead, it's how you behave in a moment like that that reveals the real you. Wind your window up and laugh ffs.
  7. Wiping your arse

    I've got news for you mate, you never did.
  8. Wiping your arse

    You can hear it man. I'm at the urinals and it sounds like someone is sanding wood in there.
  9. Wiping your arse

    I hear people in the bogs here adopting a rapid scrubbing motion. I mean wtf is that.
  10. Wiping your arse

    Where the fuck have you been, fanny magnet?
  11. General Random Conversation..

    My opening gambit would be "Hello, is that TNT? Prepare for an explosion." Then keep inviting them to defuse the situation.
  12. I come in peace!!! Cancer has no colours

    There needs to be a penalty for hitting £20k. How about WH4EVA tattooed across your chest, and you rip your shirt open to reveal it on the finish line. I'll donate again if we can make this happen.
  13. Recommend me something to watch!

    I watched it last weekend. My lass didn't mind it, probably something to do with the handsome young blokes walking around with their tops off.
  14. Europe --- In or Out

    Not to turn this into some weird tory v Labour thing, cos May is objectively weird and you're just being a twat if you can't see it, but.... Brown could deliver a speech that connected with a roomful of people. May can't connect one on one to the most basic of questions.
  15. Europe --- In or Out

    Imagine being part of a collection of people that goes - well if we're gonna have someone leading us it should probably be Theresa. I mean, it's only a group of people like that who would a) see her as their leader and see Rees-Mogg as the biggest threat to replace her. We're letting the Saved By The Bell nerds run the country.

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