noaliasmike 0 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 My first love lived in Garth Heads, she was from Essex and was a student teacher. Met her at the Riverside. I moved in with her for a while before going to uni. She was a goth but very pretty, one thing that will never leave me was that she had quite big flaps and loved it in the wrong 'un so when i was doing her there her fanny was like Beaker's mouth off the muppets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 1 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) Still yet to read anything that betters Rhys' meltdown from the previous page. Edited December 15, 2011 by Monroe Transfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 My first love lived in Garth Heads, she was from Essex and was a student teacher. Met her at the Riverside. I moved in with her for a while before going to uni. She was a goth but very pretty, one thing that will never leave me was that she had quite big flaps and loved it in the wrong 'un so when i was doing her there her fanny was like Beaker's mouth off the muppets. I remember one lass I was having some fun with. Absolutely gorgeous and had my mates drooling in public but she had the biggest vaginal lips ever, it became a problem for me to the extent of causing me to call it off. Shame really... her tits werent much to write home about either, but the body as a whole was banging. Shallow or legitimate reason for breaking it off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noaliasmike 0 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Being put off by an oversized ham wallet is definitely fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 BTW, the best line to ever come from this forum was on a discussion about porn in the 80s and Stevie popped up with something like "back in the 80s, a shaven minge was the name of a Chinese takeaway" :lol: it still makes me laugh whenever I think about it/steal it in conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Here you go , Big shite http://www.toontasti...post__p__966142 /thread KSA moved to legend in status after that post for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Welcome to Dean Barber landscape & design. If your looking for a bargain garden then your in the right place. I take pride in my work and I aim to take the customer's idea, combine it with my own and create the very best garden to fit your taste and needs. Here's an example: Customer idea - "do me fuckin garden lad" My idea: -----------------Tree Plant-----Tree-------Plant ----Shed -----Bush-----Plant-----Pond -------------Tree -----Patio-------Outside bog Bench - Fence Plant Fence Plant Fence I am available to work right away but could you lend us £50 first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 BTW, the best line to ever come from this forum was on a discussion about porn in the 80s and Stevie popped up with something like "back in the 80s, a shaven minge was the name of a Chinese takeaway" :lol: it still makes me laugh whenever I think about it/steal it in conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 BTW, the best line to ever come from this forum was on a discussion about porn in the 80s and Stevie popped up with something like "back in the 80s, a shaven minge was the name of a Chinese takeaway" :lol: it still makes me laugh whenever I think about it/steal it in conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 1 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 same people talking the same old deluded shite all the time here. Change the record FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 4698 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Here you go , Big shite http://www.toontasti...post__p__966142 Hands down winner this one. Showed it to the missus who knows nothing about football and just looked at me with a blank stare which only makes it better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 An honorable mention to Gemmill aswell http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?/topic/30038-religion-headed-toward-extinction/page__view__findpost__p__885287 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?/topic/31999-girl-in-racist-attack/page__view__findpost__p__1008480 Don't worry I'm not stalking you......Yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Double Hypocrisy Nelson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 1 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Be nice if this thread was locked / deleted as I really don't like the spotlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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