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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.

 

Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,

 

WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig,

 

just to get a little sausage.

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Good job i am NOT a Muslim.  :(

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which reminds me.

 

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert

without finding a source of water. It got so bad that

his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the

sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath,

when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of

the sand several yards ahead of him.

 

He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand,

and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle.

It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in

the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a

genie . BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie

appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black

alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies.

 

"Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks.

You got three vishes."

 

"I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. "I'm not

going to trust a Jewish genie!"

 

"Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a

gonner anyvay!"

 

The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided

that the genie was right. "Okay, I wish I were in a

lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink."

 

** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

 

The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he

had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine

and platters of delicacies.

 

"Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?"

 

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest

dreams."

 

** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

 

The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests

filled with rare old coins and precious gems.

 

"Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better should

make it a good vone!"

 

After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I

wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will

always need and want me !"

 

** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *

 

He was turned into a tampon.

 

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

 

If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie,

there's going to be strings attached.

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I went to Burger King today with me mate who's from Iraq who i haven't seen for god knows how long, thus being a Muslim.

 

Got him to order me a Bacon Double Cheeseburger. :(:(:lol::lol:

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