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Typical. Just as I was starting to really warm to you cunts you all start infighting over lawn care of all things.

Ken only used to come on here after sinking about 3 bottles of wine so I can only assume he’s given up the drink so well done, him. Or he’s died. Either way, what a result.

RENTON'S GOT A FUCKING GARDENER?!

Imagine being be of the “lucky” 10,000 and finding yourself sat next to UM

I don’t think Boris Johnson reads this forum mate, sorry

I’ll piss myself if it’s Deano.

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/05/05/harry-kane-makes-interesting-claim-about-newcastle-fans-and-st-james-park/ MLF

Just don't let Ant do it (© LM)

We actually do deserve to get wiped out by a virus just for things like this.

I think he only started supporting us because of Shiraz Bar

He'd be lost deciding on whether the rose bush or apple tree starts in the midfield of the christmas tree formation.

Oh aye, I remember that, but not his homage. KSA's a miss. We're stuck with Thompers.

5 Levs an hour plus use of his garden shed to sleep over in on grass cutting day.

My lawnmower cost me £400 four years ago you bourgeois fuck. How much has your Eastern European slave cost you since then?

Gonna have to admit - as much as it wouldn't work for me since clearing up the kids toys from the garden arguably takes me as much time as actually cutting the fucking grass - I remember seeing one when I was I drunk in the arse end of nowhere (Donegal) and was quite impressed. Wasn't much like a roomba, just a cordless electric mower without a handle. Probably stood and watched it for a solid ten minutes. Quality entertainment.

AC/DC’ best album, Powerage, was released today in 1978. So, here’s the best song on it. ( all other opinions are welcome, but wrong).

10k, 20% capacity. By that logic my local club should be able to go back business as usual. Happy Days.

Do you go to many games, mate?

There'll be nobody within a couple of metres of you. Just like a normal matchday

I lent a tape and my pals mother taped the snooker over it, was stuff from the 84 promotion season so wasn't very impressed to put it mildly. (It's all on YouTube now but I wasn't to know the internet would be invented at the time).

Shocking wasn’t it.

Really sorry mate, I forgot to take it out of the recorder and the Mrs. taped over it with episode 605,000 of Come Dine With Me.

I taped it but my mate's still got the tape. You can have a lend of it when I get it back.

"Ken Ken"? Now you've done it.....

@Ken @Ken @Ken Bring it on

He's like Beetlejuice, don't say its name three times.

Thompers>ksa

You must remember it? Somebody, (CT?) put a link to a site for recording your voice so a few did their voices then KSA did you as Bravado and later on did one of chezgiven.

That’s what I like about this place, the way everyone gets rilled up and gets all cuntish when discussions take a left turn from there point of view/lawn care ritual. That and the fact Quiff/KSA loves kid rock and is cunt all the time!

You're welcome.

I was thinking about watching it tonight, cheers

Seems barely relevant and I can't really be arsed with Radiohead, but whatever. "A green plastic watering can For a fake Chinese rubber plant In the fake plastic earth..... She looks like the real thing ... My fake plastic love"

Not advocating artificial lawns here but honestly I'd rather get an hour or so peace, clock up 4k steps and listen to a podcast by walking to the pub and back. Gardening can get fucked.

Made by sky, only on for half an hour, apparently finishes off by saying 'United' would go on to win the title. Fuck. Off. Sky.

Aye, but you’ll need to let Dave from India have access to your pc to update the settings.