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Monkeys Fist

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  1. What’s the difference between a food bank and food pantry other than the absolute Tory cuntishness of it ? Have I just answered my own question?
  2. Whit means a very small part, so your fucking Whit is the mushroom.
  3. Pluck my Roches Moutonée
  4. Jet Black, Stranglers’ drummer. 84 Jet Black: 'Inspirational' drummer for the Stranglers dies aged 84 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63904248 One of the Stranglers was 84 ffs…
  5. Lest we forget … “ I’ll have a house special fried rice, prawn crackers, and an underage hummer please”
  6. Hell of a manoeuvre that- no trailer strikes and didn’t creep in to the far lane. 10/10 😂
  7. “ Anyone know any good parking spots in Riyadh ? “
  8. “Just shut up and get in the taxi”
  9. Aye, especially when he was the health secretary responsible for the unnecessary deaths of tens of thousands of people.
  10. It’s quite funny though, that he’s chosen to drop his career based on a fundamental misreading of why he stayed on that show so long- it wasn’t because people liked him, it was that people wanted to see him suffer as much as possible, without actually winning it.
  11. On day 3 of my HGV training- it’s insane how different the approach to driving one of these things is. 54ft long, 8ft wide and 44tons. Going really well so far, got my couple/uncouple test later this week then my body disposal practical once we’ve kidnapped a hooker. Happy Days 👍
  12. You didn’t like the chess one, boys? What did the cannibal do after eating his vegetables? Sold their wheelchairs on ebay. I’ll see myself out.
  13. Two chess enthusiasts are sitting in a hotel lobby, discussing their recent tournament victories. The hotel manager approaches and says, “I’m sorry gents, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” “We have a strict policy against chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
  14. In the last month I’ve had a bunch of headless flowers delivered anonymously to me twice each week. I don’t know where this stems from, but I’m definitely being stalked.
  15. Most of my transactions took place in the pool room on the left there. And, obviously, I’d get the odd beer from the bar, occasionally
  16. I could hear it but, where’s the plane?
  17. Zahawi - Unfair for unions to damage people's lives at Christmas https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-63850928 Also said “Putin wants strikes…” What a weapons-grade Cunt this bloke is.
  18. What’s the distance on your exclusion order?
  19. If you’re asking about Babbitt, she’s the dumb cunt who got shot invading the Capitol in the US. If you’re asking about Rubicon, he’s yet another in the long line of dullards who show up here occasionally, keen to show off their status as Lexitarians, existing on a diet of word salad.
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