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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Rogue One is the best of the new crop of Star Wars movies by some distance I’d say, although I agree that Solo was good fun and didn’t deserve the panning it apparently got.
  2. Fish and Meenz were drinking buddies in that there Lahndan. Meenzer gave up booze. (I’d have a pint with Fish though.)
  3. First job for Starmer- sack the proof-reader.
  4. Someone should ask them to write “3-0” in Arabic numerals, see if they protest.
  5. A new trattoria has opened near me, run by an Italian American lad from New York. We went the other night and it was excellent, but the portions were mental and we couldn’t finish even half of our dishes. The gaffer, Mario, asked ” Ho- you wanna box for them leftovers?” I said ” No mate, I don’t do combat sports”.
  6. All I have to say to you heathens is … … Chapel fucking hat pegs!
  7. Instead of that Yank interloper, the Hash Brown? Wor Lee hasn’t thought this through, has he?
  8. Those mushrooms look like Tollund Man.
  9. Little bit of Stunt guitaring from Mr. Via, playing with Dweezil Zappa. Solo starts at 3:00, it’s absolutely ridiculous By ridiculous, I mean “how the fuck is he doing that? “ One of the comments under it says “ Vai’s whammy bar needs a cigarette after that!”
  10. I’m on day 2 of a week’s company training to get on to the Class 1 ( articulated) wagons. Still getting to grips with the Dark Arts of reversing the trailer, waiting to back out of a yard in Washy then 90° on to a road. Hopefully going on to 4-on-4-off next week, run down to Kent then back twice over the 4 days. Hookers beware!
  11. We know how it feels Adam, we really do.
  12. I think it’s very easy now to forget that we are still very much a club in transition. Given the state we were in at the takeover, to have made the CL and then finish 7th in these first two seasons is nothing short of miraculous. The injuries early on were a great example to the board of the weakness of our squad, but we’ve still managed to finish above Ten Pence’s lads. Onwards, boys, onwards. 5-7. Would.
  13. There’s a longer clip of it, which misses the original insult from Greene, but there’s a few points I find funny. Jasmine Crockett’s “ Bleach Blond Bad Built Butch Body” comment is great, she doesn’t specifically name Greene in it, but Greene instantly takes it as a personal slight ( which it is, just cleverly delivered within the rules). The bloke sitting next to the Chair can barely suppress his laughter. The Chair is utterly fucking incompetent. The point later in the clip where it’s pointed out that since Greene’s comments have been struck, she can no longer speak in the debate. AOC is definitely going to be President one day. What a fucking shambles US politics is.
  14. I greatly admire her body… of work. She has huge talents.
  15. https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/mammals/big-cat-british-countryside @Renton, sorry mate, there’s a black panther/leopard knocking about in the Lake District. These lads are almost as dangerous as seagulls, so be careful
  16. There’s only a wet jumper between them.
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