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Monkeys Fist

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  1. if you heard a joke today, post it

    Last month Mrs. F. bought half a dozen of the most bogging table lamps I’ve ever seen. We had a break-in this weekend and the burglar nicked them. I’m delighted.
  2. This is the news!

    I don’t think he grasped the gravity of the situation.
  3. Recommend me something to watch!

    Late to the party, but Norsemen on Netflix is mint.
  4. HR Experts

    “ Respect me fuckin authoriteh, wassock!”
  5. Europe --- In or Out

    Bends the knee, whips out a ring… ” Sorry”.
  6. Europe --- In or Out

    Can’t be racist if all the brown folk have been deported
  7. Europe --- In or Out

    Fancy going full Snowden here Alex, spill the beans?
  8. Politics

    Taxi for Lisa
  9. Europe --- In or Out

    Fuck off, you ignorant Tory cunt. There.
  10. if you heard a joke today, post it

    My old man has been very ill lately, tried everything, even alternative medicine- he spent weeks covering himself in duck fat. It hasn’t worked… he’s gone downhill really fast.
  11. Funny pictures thread

    Could’ve been worse.…
  12. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

  13. Politics

    “Take us to Brize Norton, take us straight into the medical facility and let us do our quarantine there by people who can speak our language."
  14. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Nowt up front.
  15. General Random Conversation..

    Is that one of the perks of flying 1st class?
  16. General Random Conversation..

    I travel by boat but send my staff ahead by plane.
  17. Politics

    Sounds like you don’t think she enough?
  18. General Random Conversation..

    Aye, but he’s also a cunt- there’s a reasonable way to deal with it, which he isn’t doing.
  19. Funny pictures thread

  20. Precedent Trump

    She’ll be General AOC of the World Resistance by then. Rise up brothers, class war is coming.

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