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  1. While this window has took the piss, the wretched little prick went out of his way to heap praise on Ashley and assist the excuses for no further spending by saying they went above and beyond to get Willock and discussing all the hurdles to us getting anyone. While I still think we haven’t spent enough while Bruce has been at the club, the fact is he’s been backed the most out of any manager under Ashley iirc, we’ve broke and equaled the prior transfer record under him a number of times. I have to say I disagree with Caulkin that Bruce has been “undermined, shafted, and left to dangl
    10 points
  2. I did Slight Side and Scafell from Eskdale this morning. I expect to ge walking like John Wayne for the next day or 3.
    10 points
  3. Gove is the first to move. Off to the Ministry of Sound apparently.
    9 points
  4. bruce wouldn't recognise the truth if it walked up to him smacked him in the face with a shovel. and by the looks of him, the truth has attempted it numerous times.
    9 points
  5. Just gone behind in the polls? Still too recently married? Still too recently had a baby? No major football/rugby tournament where you can wear the teams shirt with your name on over your suit at the minute? Then try Matricide-R-us.com! For just £1m you get our specially skilled operatives to take out your dear old mater in a quick and painless procedure saving her from her suffering of being your mother and old age. Our operatives are highly experienced and may or may not have worked with russian intelligence agencies and can help swing those opinion polls back with the nation's
    8 points
  6. The way Lascelles is going, he’ll try it, miss by ten yards and end up breaking Fernandez’ leg instead
    8 points
  7. he's another pardew: happy to lick the owner's hoop clean, grateful just to have the job as he knows we're the only PL club stupid enough to offer him one anymore
    8 points
  8. Steve Bruce @ Villa Park. 2021. " We trained all week in dry conditions and today at Villa Park the rain was very wet which we didnt prepare for" There's a revelation "the rain was very wet" Fuck off man.
    8 points
  9. I couldn't remember if joey Barton was still manager there so looked it up. Simon Grayson now is!
    7 points
  10. I just don’t even see the point, does he genuinely do anything with training? I honestly find it fairly unlikely the lazy cunt does much and instead just delegates it to everyone else while sleeping his hangover off in his office. We have this fucking loser in charge, and Mike Ashley as owner with zero sign either will be gone anytime soon. What’s the fucking point. Btw I honestly think Bruce is the most I’ve disliked a Newcastle manager, just an absolute chancing cunt to the bone.
    7 points
  11. ".....and several banning orders from Heron Foods!"
    7 points
  12. “ … and now I’ve got £561.00! “
    7 points
  13. 12 cans for £20 or 24 for £10
    7 points
  14. Jesus isn't just weeping but also punching into the floor then yanking his own beard.
    7 points
  15. And if enough of our players are sent off trying, the match will be abandoned and we might get away with a 3-0 forfeit.
    7 points
  16. There’s also a “growing possibility” Steve Bruce is exactly as shit at management as we all said. Fucking Edwards man, what a rare looking cunt he is.
    7 points
  17. He's a bright lad this one. Must have connections
    7 points
  18. I've found out who was to blame for not winning.
    7 points
  19. “Today, on Mysteries of the Soil, how was this Inca skull found in a Boldon churchyard?…”
    7 points
  20. "I've found a dinosaur egg!...... Ah no it's Andy's head."
    7 points
  21. 6 months later, his “mates” from Metector Club will dig him up again.
    7 points
  22. I was at a funeral yesterday. Turned up early and the doors opened to allow the last service to leave, and, I shit you not, they were absolutely blasting LMFAO'S "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT" as the deceased's send-off.
    7 points
  23. It’s proper telling of the lazy prick that he is. Clearly in the mood to just shrug off getting knocked out the cup at home to fucking Burnley, just doesn’t give a toss as he’s a complete fucking loser that’s content to give the bare minimum to get his pay. Any proper manager, or remotely competitive person would be frustrated at the loss and never come out with something as ridiculous as saying we didn’t lose because it went to pens. This fucking gutless cunt shouldn’t be anywhere near a Premier League club, he was struggling at the championship level even when Villa let him piss mo
    7 points
  24. The crowd went mild
    7 points
  25. Craig Hope clearly has it in for Bruce. And I'm all for it
    6 points
  26. Apparently when Keane threw the ball of Shearer, Shearer said “would you like me to sign that for you son?”
    6 points
  27. ‘A defence of Fred West: Not as bad as Harold Shipman’.
    6 points
  28. Well you were half right.
    6 points
  29. Well, it’s one additional player who will get accused of cowardice.
    6 points
  30. Desperate, compliant, 'local boy', no competition for him, deflector shield. 👍
    6 points
  31. Because The Fat Cunt knew we’d hate him.
    6 points
  32. He’s apparently been away on holiday in Portugal, making the most of the international break where we have 5 players away with the rest of the squad still in training. There’s people actually defending him over it on Twitter as well he only got back from a nice long summer of doing absolutely fuck all, and since then we’ve lost every game, breaks like this would typically be a good time to work with the squad, then again it’s probably the best training they’ve had while that shambolic cunt is away. Why on Earth was he hired? It just completely confuses me, it’s not like he was even
    6 points
  33. Professor Plum.
    6 points
  34. This ‘above and beyond’ patter. I like Willock and I’m pleased we’ve gotten him but we’re talking about a player we already had on loan previously, who wasn’t wanted by his club, was available for a reasonable fee (by PL standards) and who there didn’t seem to be any other takers for, for whatever reasons. I can’t imagine the wages were a huge issue either. That’s about as straightforward as it gets
    6 points
  35. “Wetherspoons said its problems had been caused by industrial action by Heineken drivers working for GXO Logistics. However, the Unite union said this was not possible as no industrial action had taken place.”
    6 points
  36. Coincidentally, the walk up the wooded dene to get there is rife with mushrooms just now
    6 points
  37. I'll be honest. Even if we were man city that's still a fucking waste of a holiday
    6 points
  38. Didn't seem to have a problem "letting the players and his staff" down at all the other clubs he fucked off from, did he Luke?
    6 points
  39. Come on then. I fucking GUARANTEE you've got Rocket Man lined up for yours. Club Tropicana on arrival. The Pina Colada song as the curtains close on the coffin. And then Rocket Man as people file out. That's your funeral
    6 points
  40. You followed someone 5miles out of your way to ask if they wanted a fight? And then volunteered that information on here...
    6 points
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