Leaderboard

Just look at his little face.

Sounds like Richard Keys having a wank.

Btw that Fabinho tackle on ASM was fucking absurd. Tackles like that should honestly be classed as violent conduct and be a red, at no point does he even look at the ball never mind try and get it. While I’m on this trend referees should crack down on this rotation of fouls bullshit like Liverpool did to ASM this game, it’s pathetic. It’s a shame Man City had an off season and a lot of injuries last year which let these tramps sneak in as I’m fairly hopeful they’re on a downward slide now. I don’t think Klopp has lost it or anything as I know he’s having a rough year personally which I think f

This was pushed through our door tonight. I’ve blotted the number out to save MF a very long drive. They’ve done the whole street apparently, my neighbour has already reported it. Bit thoughtless, they could’ve waited until after my birthday.

Maybe it’s because he’s incompetent, about 20 years behind the times, arrogant, mercenary, incapable of handling criticism, has a fucking terrible track record, has took the club backwards despite having a decent transfer budget, doesn’t believe in tactics, doesn’t have any real philosophy about how the game should be played, has produced some of the worst football I’ve ever seen in last 30 or so years here or maybe there’s another reason the fans haven’t taken to him

You’ve somehow stumbled upon the Saudi’s plan.

Can we all just agree that any sport that is a closed shop, and has teams called Miami Dolphins, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, St.Louis Sex Pests, and Washington Foreskins is a fucking stupid sport and get on with discussing what used to be a proper sport?

What does? Losing to Blackpool or just generally bottling it when automatic promotion looked to be on the cards?

I've worked with a few 'tall story' merchants but a few were real characters to be fair. The real work wankers are as funny as toothache and could never have you laughing. One old workmate told a tale about stealing a fire engine in Cairo and driving around in it to impress a 'Russian' princess he later shagged. Another old navy sweat told us a tale about a pet monkey called Gus which had us on the floor laughing. Apparently he traded a little monkey with some natives offshore in Africa, he knitted a red velvet waistcoat for it and they were besties at sea and he was basically Gus's dad. Then

Worked with someone who reckoned his dad jumped overboard a ship docked just off Malta to swim there for a night out. Got halfway to shore and he was getting tired and a passing dolphin sensing him struggling gave him a lift. It was also on hand to help him swim back when he was full of blooter.

If they ban all the teams involved in these shenanigans from European football then we’re only ten points off CL qualification. Where are all the Bruce haters now?

Laters, lol!

I’ve got a lovely wife and two kids, haven’t died yet, and in my youth shagged most of Europe ( and Joe Brown’s daughter @PaddockLad). Canny successful in my book. #dirtybusiness #heronfoods #bige #whyamireplyingtothisdullard

"How's the bacon, you say?"

You have to admire the bloke for sticking to his guns given how easy it is to prove him wrong. Barefaced Billy Bullshitting is a dying art these days thanks to those bastards at Google. Fair play to him for giving it a go.

Allardyce loses his record of never having been relegated. Shame

Do you go to many games, mate?

Just dropping this in here

I might take up writing spoof sitcoms based in a regional paper's sports department but I think that ship's sailed. Lol. Laters!

Woodwork friends!

If he doesn’t like the PL’s hall of fame he should just buy his own one.

Ha ha. Take that you Kraut cunt.

A statement from Toontastic on CT’s return:

If they’re looking for a Rich new chairman with impeccable backers and huge credibility…

15 down to 9 already And the best thing is, the 12 that said yes will be cunts forevermore. No takesy's backsy's soz

Man City have pulled out too. What a spectacular self-own. This is like getting CUNT tattooed on your forehead. We already knew, but thanks for confirming, and good luck getting it off.

”I count thirteen people, where’s the bloke from Newcastle?” muffled “I’m here” “Oh hi Lee, I forgot you like to hide under the table for decisions”

not sure what to say on this really. the game was hardly recognisable to the one I fell in love with as a young kid with his dad in the late 60s in the old popular side. turning a teenager in the 70s on the leazes end and grasping the passion and tribalism that went hand in hand with supporting your team, your club. whilst ashley seemingly has had no part in this breakaway he shares the same trait as these six utter cunts owning the so called big six, there's not one of the fuckers got the remotest idea of what being football supporter is about, they're completely detached from reali

ooh look at me, I live in the same street as a footballer.

The only thing you've rattled is your fleshlight. Cock like a pug's tongue.

Well obviously we’re disappointed. We don’t want to make excuses but Zahra knows what she needs to do and she hasn’t really got anywhere near the standard we expect, she’ll tell you that herself. We dont know what more we can do, we’ve been in the landlord game a long time, maybe the penny will drop soon. Obviously we’re disappointed but we will just have to stick our heads down and carry on.

He’s also got an Armani tattoo. Get in the fucking sea

BTW can you imagine if we'd been bought by the Saudis. We'd have to be taking shifts on here to fend off all the fans turning up to ask HOW THE FUCK we had snuck from 17th in the league into the "Big X". It would have been equal parts exhausting, embarrassing and fucking hilarious.