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While this window has took the piss, the wretched little prick went out of his way to heap praise on Ashley and assist the excuses for no further spending by saying they went above and beyond to get Willock and discussing all the hurdles to us getting anyone. While I still think we haven’t spent enough while Bruce has been at the club, the fact is he’s been backed the most out of any manager under Ashley iirc, we’ve broke and equaled the prior transfer record under him a number of times. I have to say I disagree with Caulkin that Bruce has been “undermined, shafted, and left to dangl

I did Slight Side and Scafell from Eskdale this morning. I expect to ge walking like John Wayne for the next day or 3.

Gove is the first to move. Off to the Ministry of Sound apparently.

bruce wouldn't recognise the truth if it walked up to him smacked him in the face with a shovel. and by the looks of him, the truth has attempted it numerous times.

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The way Lascelles is going, he’ll try it, miss by ten yards and end up breaking Fernandez’ leg instead

he's another pardew: happy to lick the owner's hoop clean, grateful just to have the job as he knows we're the only PL club stupid enough to offer him one anymore

Steve Bruce @ Villa Park. 2021. " We trained all week in dry conditions and today at Villa Park the rain was very wet which we didnt prepare for" There's a revelation "the rain was very wet" Fuck off man.

A truly 'heartfelt message'.

I couldn't remember if joey Barton was still manager there so looked it up. Simon Grayson now is!

I just don’t even see the point, does he genuinely do anything with training? I honestly find it fairly unlikely the lazy cunt does much and instead just delegates it to everyone else while sleeping his hangover off in his office. We have this fucking loser in charge, and Mike Ashley as owner with zero sign either will be gone anytime soon. What’s the fucking point. Btw I honestly think Bruce is the most I’ve disliked a Newcastle manager, just an absolute chancing cunt to the bone.

".....and several banning orders from Heron Foods!"

“ … and now I’ve got £561.00! “

12 cans for £20 or 24 for £10

Jesus isn't just weeping but also punching into the floor then yanking his own beard.

And if enough of our players are sent off trying, the match will be abandoned and we might get away with a 3-0 forfeit.

There’s also a “growing possibility” Steve Bruce is exactly as shit at management as we all said. Fucking Edwards man, what a rare looking cunt he is.

He's a bright lad this one. Must have connections

I've found out who was to blame for not winning.

“Today, on Mysteries of the Soil, how was this Inca skull found in a Boldon churchyard?…”

"I've found a dinosaur egg!...... Ah no it's Andy's head."

6 months later, his “mates” from Metector Club will dig him up again.

I was at a funeral yesterday. Turned up early and the doors opened to allow the last service to leave, and, I shit you not, they were absolutely blasting LMFAO'S "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT" as the deceased's send-off.

It’s proper telling of the lazy prick that he is. Clearly in the mood to just shrug off getting knocked out the cup at home to fucking Burnley, just doesn’t give a toss as he’s a complete fucking loser that’s content to give the bare minimum to get his pay. Any proper manager, or remotely competitive person would be frustrated at the loss and never come out with something as ridiculous as saying we didn’t lose because it went to pens. This fucking gutless cunt shouldn’t be anywhere near a Premier League club, he was struggling at the championship level even when Villa let him piss mo

"Well done, they're 13."

The crowd went mild

Craig Hope clearly has it in for Bruce. And I'm all for it

Apparently when Keane threw the ball of Shearer, Shearer said “would you like me to sign that for you son?”

‘A defence of Fred West: Not as bad as Harold Shipman’.

Well you were half right.

Well, it’s one additional player who will get accused of cowardice.

Desperate, compliant, 'local boy', no competition for him, deflector shield. 👍

Because The Fat Cunt knew we’d hate him.

He’s apparently been away on holiday in Portugal, making the most of the international break where we have 5 players away with the rest of the squad still in training. There’s people actually defending him over it on Twitter as well he only got back from a nice long summer of doing absolutely fuck all, and since then we’ve lost every game, breaks like this would typically be a good time to work with the squad, then again it’s probably the best training they’ve had while that shambolic cunt is away. Why on Earth was he hired? It just completely confuses me, it’s not like he was even

Professor Plum.

This ‘above and beyond’ patter. I like Willock and I’m pleased we’ve gotten him but we’re talking about a player we already had on loan previously, who wasn’t wanted by his club, was available for a reasonable fee (by PL standards) and who there didn’t seem to be any other takers for, for whatever reasons. I can’t imagine the wages were a huge issue either. That’s about as straightforward as it gets

“Wetherspoons said its problems had been caused by industrial action by Heineken drivers working for GXO Logistics. However, the Unite union said this was not possible as no industrial action had taken place.”

Coincidentally, the walk up the wooded dene to get there is rife with mushrooms just now

I'll be honest. Even if we were man city that's still a fucking waste of a holiday

Didn't seem to have a problem "letting the players and his staff" down at all the other clubs he fucked off from, did he Luke?

Come on then. I fucking GUARANTEE you've got Rocket Man lined up for yours. Club Tropicana on arrival. The Pina Colada song as the curtains close on the coffin. And then Rocket Man as people file out. That's your funeral

You followed someone 5miles out of your way to ask if they wanted a fight? And then volunteered that information on here...