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the angst on rawk's man city thread is something to behold since last nights result. the entire neutral football community is joining them in a candlelit vigil to mark the sorrow that it's now highly unlikely that one of the red top clubs will lift the big trophy that only they are entitled to win. fucking glorious. well, that is apart from one conflicted soul who didn't want arsenal to win it either, apparently arteta winning the title and equalling klopp's record of one would be a travesty and besmirch the german in his farewell season. eh no, you stupid, pilfering, bin scavenging scouse cunt.... the turkey tooth twat just isn't as good as you think he is.

I had to laugh at his youtube video title from yesterday: "Newcastle United club growth like a racing car getting faster and faster". This is a professional writer with an analogy that a five year old would consider hackneyed. Next video: "Newcastle go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!", opening with him playing with his favourite special edition black and white matchbox firebird on the rug in his living room.

Gets a pay rise every time the national minimum wage goes up

This may make the resident board ginger snap.

Ah man, what to say that isn’t already been said? How the fuck we haven’t got anything out of that game is beyond me. Man U are lifting. We had so many chances to win it. All their goals were shit to concede from our perspective - a trippier brain fart, then an unmarked swing from a corner. Dubs should have done better for the second and the third goals. We should have had a pen, but it’s old Trafford so forget about that. Isak, Longstaff and Miggy all have to score. annoying but this game isn’t the reason we won’t finish top 6.

Luckily we have never and will never be in that position.

"Looks alright to me marra, what about yew Steyvie?" "Got the ball, marra. Fair challenge."

FYP

Frogs are one of the few creatures that can regenerate limbs. I had a pet frog as a kid so I lopped one off, and sure enough, I saw Allegro.

Toonpack is clearly a pundle of joy

I'm all for mocking ryder. would still have loved to have seen him get up during a press conference, walk over to bruce and level him with a headbutt mind.

One of the most infuriating games I can remember watching. We've hardly looked in danger and conceded 3.

Casemiro's eyebrows almost came off the top of his very large melon.

Don't forget this bloke in the VAR:

I'm so fucking annoyed about that penalty shout. It's inexplicable how they keep getting this stuff wrong. All the camera angles, and all the time they need, and they just keep fucking stuff up.

Allowing the FA to shape the top 6?

Keep em coming, lads!

"I really didn't think it was that funny if I'm being totally honest. What did I say Roy?" "She said she's had prolapsed hemorrhoids that were more amusing." "I didn't say that, Roy!!!"

And that's just on the playing squad.

Didn't take long. They are rotten from top to bottom, there's not a winner amongst them. They need to bring someone in who will be given full control to reshape the club's identity and bring in his own staff and squad. But of course Levy is too much of a control freak to allow that, so we'll have this never-ending carousel of players and managers who think they have the bottle to transform Spurs but end up going Ketsbaia on the subs' bench (Bentancur) or losing their cool (Ange, Conte, Mourinho) or fucking off (Kane) or going off the boil (Maddison/Son) or just simply opting out (Lloris v. us last season when he got "injured" at half time.)

I'm sure the sudden resignation of the team tasked with avoiding catastrophic risk from AI is nothing to worry about.

Yeah, but look, mate. He gave the patient, mr nice guy approach a good crack

Without reading the Fam Forum I suspect (and hope) they are moaning about the Gordon goal at St Jimmys and Aston Villa away today as a reason they didn't win it.

It's Toonpack retiring that's caused an uptick in SHITE pun-runs on here. Im gonna start just randomly posting sudokus and crosswords, and links to gardening and DIY articles to try and distract him. In the meantime, if all of you DICKHEADS could try to resist, it might be possible to click into a thread and find that it ISN'T just page after page of puns.

Just made the mistake of going on there to find a tin foil hat thread about how poorly treated they've been by referees due to corruption - which is what has cost them the league - because obviously, it couldn't be that Arsenal and Man City are better than them. Fuck me, you'd think they are the only team to have dodgy decisions go against them (ironically, a team that has probably benefited the most from VAR) - They must have all been on night shift the two times we've played them at Anfield in the last two years and won both games due to shitty ref/VAR decisions.

I sierra what you did there.

Pleased to get this thread back on track and away from kiddie porn and sub-standard Paraguayan wingers. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Was he cortina trap

One for @Alex

Not having the we were shite talk, pen we should have got, Isak not so deadly, Longstaff (see Isak) unreal clearance off the line by the cunt who only plays well against us. gutted because I hate the Munich hard landers more than anyone, but we’ll stuff Brentford. Hall was superb.

Half decent backup keeper should be going up the priority list in the summer window, seen more than enough now to be sure of that.

Also, this is exactly why VAR needs to go away for, at least, a few seasons while we do something about the standard of officiating and even the rules themselves. Fancy going to work in the VAR booth, just hours after clubs are about to vote to get rid of it, and serving this shit sandwich up

Aye we definitely need a Willock or Joelinton in there to compliment the graft of a Longstaff or Anderson for me.

Knight Ryder'd your post.

I hope we're a couple of goals to the good by half time, so Cole and Rooney can hold a leg each while the presenter bloke changes Keane's nappy.

United officially erased from our name. Cole, Keane and Rooney in the studio. Whey aye, sky.

LET'S FUCKING GIVE IT TO THEM

Tbf the fact that it says 'run like hell' in the top left corner was a bit of a clue like....... 🤣 😎🎸

Just swans in when he fancies it, this lad.

Super Gran was filmed around the region. Was probably a bit shit but I liked it as a kid.

Part of me is impressed with how that bloke has robbed a living for decades.