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It is unusual, that a German Poland not to takeover wants.

"Heya Robocop, marra. Can aah gerra picksheh wiv yeh? D'yeh like me Sun'lin shirt, it's one of the reg vardey ones from back in the day, tha dinnit mak them like theyse anymore. Aah saw a mag in his shirt before and aah made sheweh to mock him forrit coz it's compleytely different to me deeyin it, innit Robbey mate? Worra yeh crying for Bob? Overcome with emotion beyn in the presence of a massive lads fan, coz yeh love Sun'lin and hate beheddie and the barcodes? Pleasheh meytn yeh Robert, mate. Enjoy yeh flight."

“You can’t just appoint the U21 managers” ”Well former U21 managers have just won the last two major international tournaments” ”OMG that’s completely different. It doesn’t count. Don’t try to bamboozle me with actual facts” It’s like some people on here don’t appreciate the education they get from me.

"Hellowuh Robertowuh" These mongs take basic politeness as a long held love of their club.

Definitely not the same fans who were ecstatic when their first team beat our U21s in the Checkatrade a few years back

Still going strong on the ladies game at weekend……..51 pages 1008 posts😂

Unusual for a German not to want to takeover Poland. (rearrange that sentence if it doesn’t scan, I have 3 times and it still doesn’t look right)

I can’t believe a literal pensioner who drives a fuckin FORD KUGA is saying this Next time am passing your Lauderdale retirement trailer park am swinging in for a burn up, then we’re going to the Golden Bannock for a gallon of beer as an apéritif…..then we’ll see the doddery cunt is ya cunt 🫵😆

Today's Toontastic.net moral quandary - pre-rigor mortis hotty or living minger? One for the ages...

Look, it's very very simple. The FA wants an up and coming coach, who's got a long history of winning things, who has a good relationship with established internationals, but doesn't have any favourites. Whose first eleven is young and thrilling and experienced and assured. And by God he best be from England's green and pleasant land.

Three days ago, this cunt was making the case for Pep for England. Today he thinks the England manager should be English. Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for the Chief Football Writer at the Daily Telegraph.

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Ray Parlour has piled on the beef.

It's fucking horrible mate. I'd go so far as to say at the moment social media and its effect on my daughter is ruining our family life. Tik Tok and especially SnapChat are the worst. They're like crack cocaine, no exaggeration.

They don’t care about it but we’re obsessed about the result. And they’ve got a 51 page thread to prove it

What, as long as they are still warm?

She absolutely wasn't like. She was one for the granddads who couldn't believe there was a lass on their gardening show with no bra on.

So, you’re saying he’s Chicken Nonce’s superior?

And yet consistently a complete bellend throughout, so you've got to give him that, at least.

I like the appointment, but it's a pretty sad indictment of the FA's grand succession planning that they haven't got a viable successor. We're straight back to "pick a foreign bloke that's won something". Was it Ashworth that set this failed system up?

The Tories did go to some lengths on it as I recall but it is an easy one for them I guess. Didn't May try to do something there? There was a huge outcry from the free speech warriors about them censoring the internet. Agree on protecting children anyway - I don't have any myself but my younger sister is 13 and some of the things she tells me about the sort of abuse girls have to put up with in mixed schools makes me shudder, and I'm quite sure it's being promoted by easy access to porn and the like.

Thread about the Aspire lounge at Newcastle airport. A few comments about how the classy fans of massive lads can relax there without being bothered by full kit gravy stained jawdees, but anyway, this is funny, Given that Sunderland were utter chod during the period Martinez managed in the premier league, I can only imagine the conversation which forced this outcome.

They care so much more than us marra, and here is an excerpt from my proper long textbook on the subject available at all good boot sales, and perfect for roach paper.

They actually count that result within their x in a row too just to drive home how much they absolutely don’t sweat the small stuff when it comes to the barcodes.

It’s a nature documentary about the rich fauna that lives in Denise Squelch’s nether regions and blubber folds. Hot Planet.

At least 25 pages added since the game finished

You and ewerk are the grime artists. If you want to do a track with MC Bus Pass, that's up to you.

Naah, I think we've established before that's not one of his standards.

Clarkson paused yp

As someone who grew up watching Top Gear on a Sunday night I find this deeply and personally offensive - because it's true.

One for @wykikitoon Didn’t have Naan,,used a slice of Warburtons Toastie white with some curry powder sprinkled on Which lead to…

I suspect Charlie has eaten Ray Parlour… maybe even several Ray Parlours?

Yeah, all fair points. Allardyce was Ashworth’s man too. Hopefully he continues to get his way and Southgate is next up at Man Utd

The man is a spokey dokey.

I don't think you offer it to Carsley, and only then sound out Pep and Ancelotti. There's talk that they'd already spoken with Pep in the summer too. You also don't appoint Carsley on an interim basis if the plan is for him to get the job. I'm telling you, this all comes back to Dan Ashworth being a useless prick.

CT may have an old settee to complete the picture

A German managing England is going to trigger so many little Englander cunts. I'm all for it.

I can feel a diss track coming on.

Fair enough. I agree with respect to the state of the country and people's perception of it, and I know who I blame for that. Years ago the great visionary CT declared all that was left for the country now, and western democracies more generally, was managed decline. Maybe he was right. When I look at the demographic profiles of our countries, the pension timebomb, the invention of AI, the cost of personalised medicines, the wealth gap, etc, it does feel a bit hopeless. But I also know that unexpected things will happen to change things, and governments have little contro over these. But at the same time, you call for some form of revolution in our political thinking, but you don't ever state what this would be, let alone give the details? We exist within the constraints of a captalist paradigm. How do you break free from that in a global economy? You don't, you have to play by the rules and do the best you can within them. Or you become Venezuela or Argentina. That is what Labour are tryig to do imo. And. 3 months man.

You big tease.

I think this is a lot to do with it… the FA have looked at the talent available at the moment and can’t seriously see Carsley in charge of Jude Bellingham and Angel Gomes in spite of his success with the U21s. The alternative was Lampard or Gerrard who’d get respect in the changing room but have been shown to be fuckin useless. Once they’ve been ruled out it was a simple decision. They might as well shut that St George’s gaff down. The clubs produce the players but can’t produce the coaches. Because there’s huge money on offer to foreign coaches in the PL who have proved themselves to be canny operators on the continent. Are Brentford going to appoint Mark Robins or Michael Carrick if Franck was to go to Man Utd? There’s your problem. The FA have done what the clubs do, get the best man for the job with the (in this case considerable) money on offer

That’s exactly what Bill Gates, the WHO and big pharma want you to think FFS

I don't see why Carsley wouldn't want it. His comments after the Greece game were obviously that he knew that the job was going to someone else. Giving it to Carsley on an interim basis made sense because if no one else became available it allowed the FA to see how Carsley was performing in the top job and if he was doing okay then it was an easy fall back option and 'evidence' that the pathway for English managers is working. I don't see why they didn't give him a chance full time anyway, he won the World Cup with the U21's and all the players he had seem to really rate him so he couldn't do much more. What seems strange to me is that they didn't sound out Howe at all. He's the standout English manager at the moment and was clearly making noises during the summer that he wasn't happy so if being English means anything when it comes to the England manager's job then it was definitely worth a conversation.

fuck the old whisky soaked, purple nosed scottish cunt.