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Depends what team we can put out? I always fancy us against West Ham as I think we don't usually do too bad against them. (All teams in claret, actually).

Very early on in our relationship I told her it was great how we were so comfortable with each other that we didn't always need to talk and it was a comfortable silence. I wasn't really lying and she agreed/fell for it. She forgets sometimes these days and talks away if I'm not interested but I put that down to her maturing as a woman and the natural feminine need to hear her own voice if I'm reading or watching something. Anyway, that burn scenario will happen just the other way around.

Who didn't love this a kid, man?

If you're not careful on who you follow or who the people you follow, follow then this is a annual meme the hard of thinking like to put on once a year on twitter unless it's a parody? (It's sometimes hard to tell these days).

It's Easter so I might watch Ben Hur if I end up with nothing to do. I'll tag @Gemmillin this post so he doesn't miss it.

Booked up a little villa in Cyprus for eleven nights in may. It'll be the first time it's just been me and the missus on holiday since 2001...... What do you normally do, again?

Obviously Peter Beardsley was for me, to be fair though, obviously this was the first NUFC player because to be fair, the first goal I saw was obviously a visiting player, Alan Brown, (ex-NUFC) for Shrewsbury to be fair, obviously.

Need some kind of patter warning as well. (Not for them, for any cunt within hearing distance).

Can't remember if I've already told you about my Spanish mate who is the singer in a Kajagoogoo tribute act? Anyway, he's fucking brilliant, so good in fact, that once you've seen Juan you've seen Limahl.

"See dat bridge that got hit by dat big ferry? Woman driver, dat, la."

The lass who hugged her on the takeover and who was on sky with carragher, she should surely be crowdfunding Mandy by now? She could always ask the lass who sorted Alan Barnes out for advice.

The Wind That Shakes the Barley. Was going to watch it a while ago, never got around to it, watched it last night though and a decent film indeed. It's set around the time of the partition in Ireland, Cillian Murphy takes the leading part with some good supporting actors.

She said she'd see them alright when she gets her new glasses.

Those questions man, shit stirring cunts.

(Six if they added Sunderland to the list which they were surely going to do until the shady Cabal of Mysterious Tyneside Businessmen probably vetoed it, probably).

I've been to a massive four. (Five if they had included Venice).

A neutral doesn't like NUFC, hunter the punter is already mentally preparing himself to swap each others cum. The neediness is off the map.

I watched road house with Patrick Swaypiece with missus after she mentioned the new one. Watched it at the time but couldn't remember it all. It was cheesily funny.

"Fuuuckking GERRRINNN!!! A meydeyohka player on loan to the lads's brother playing for his country has fouled a Mag playing for his international country. It just dinna and winna get any better than this, young Jardan, drink it in, marra, drink. It. In."

I know it was an international break but I genuinely didn't know who England were playing and exactly when. Turns out England's prominent Sunderland contingent were taking on Brazil's Mag scum?

"Wham CDs, greatest heets, two CD in case. Very good price, drinks are free."