Howmanheyman

Of course not. Can you imagine the following.... 'Pep, great win, are you resigned to losing Haaland?' 'Arne, great win, are you resigned to losing Salah?' 'Sir Alex, great win, are you resigned to losing Ruud Van Nistelrooy?' 'Arsene, great win, are you resigned to losing Dennis Bergkamp?' 'Roger, great win, are you resigned to losing Luke O'Nien?"

"Welcome to Thunderous Thursday, 'United'© looking to move up to 12th place tonight at Old Trafford, the theatre of dreams against..... Hang on a minute.....[presenter checks notes]..... Southampton! They're playing Southampton so should be a win for 'United'©. Jamie, are they a bit short up front and do you think Alexander Isak would help them to challenge again?"

It's basically because they just can't get away with such a good player not playing for one of their boys. That's it.

"Eight consecutive wins for Newcastle putting them up to fourth. Jamie, how close is Ruben Amorim to turning it around and getting 'United'© challenging for champions league football?"

Forwevah and evaaah, woteva'ver wevvaah.

If Thanos could just keep his shots down a bit, please? We've had a couple of real warnings, need a second and we're laughing.

Premier hub 3 if you want to listen to TNT?

No daft passes out by them, their manager's not daft. Not totally on it so far.

Rio Ferdinand thinks it would be great for Ruud van Nistelrooy and Leicester if they got a draw tonight at SJP.

There was a Scottish lass on who was gorgeous and it's not something I watch a lot. For obvious reasons.

Sky sports news top news story at the top of the hour is sound bites from 14th placed Man Utd manager's press conference for their game TOMORROW with 20th placed Southampton. Going to go all MLF on yo asses here but just for one nano second, imagine Arsenal are about to play Spurs in a London derby trying to keep in touch with leaders Liverpool, Newcastle United are looking to go fourth just behind potentially Arsenal and Forest. Moyes is managing Everton for the first time in over a decade and this was happening TONIGHT. Then imagine if Palace were 14th instead and playing 20th placed Southampton tomorrow. I'm guessing the Palace manager's press conference might not, (just bear with me here), might not be the top news story? Just a hunch, like.

Don't know if it's been posted but enjoyed reading this... https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-sandro-tonali-redemption-inside-story-3481132?ito=link_share_article-top

Is it a new type of newspaper puzzle?

The bar was so low for Hayden that just being a good lad with a good attitude who was prepared to get stuck in gave him some brownie points particularly in the championship. Put it this way, swap the shirts on him with a Sunderland shirt and they'd be calling him a future England captain but that's just their way. Anyway, the fault of him being still on our books lies 100% with the Ashley regime.

It needs said because I know there'll be some fucking dipshits turning up at SJP sitting on their hands expecting an easy win.