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Howmanheyman last won the day on May 16

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  1. mackem messageboard gold

    'It must be love, lu-u-urve Bless you and bless me, Bless the Whees And the Keyes.''
  2. Europe --- In or Out

    Yes! I confess! It was I! I planned the whole thing from my comfortable, sorry, mein kampfy cushioned chair in my snug council office. You'd be surprised to learn I was ex-forces which actually helped me get the job in the first place. At the interview I was asked if I had any medical conditions? I said I had a caffeine intolerance and my testicles were blown off by a IED in Iraq. He told me that the council liked to support us veterans and gave me the job. He said everyone was on 9-5 but I could start at eleven instead. I asked why and he said that at the council they just stand around scratching their balls and drinking coffee for the first couple of hours. IT WAS THAT COUPLE OF HOURS I DEVISED MY MILKSHAKE AMBUSH! Yours, Council worker. (And proud).
  3. mackem messageboard gold

    It never ends.
  4. Holidays 2019

    I don't wear sunglasses but you're recommending them, aye?
  5. Other Games 18/19

    That's out of order, no question. On the final itself, I really hope they get no more than 26,000 tickets.
  6. Holidays 2019

    Going with a 14 year old and my missus who'll have to be in a wheelchair as she'll not be able to walk much distance. So I'm guessing I'll be a bit knackered with it being summer pushing her around the city.
  7. Holidays 2019

    I was waiting for the first one to put something like that. It was always going to be between you and @Monkeys Fist.
  8. mackem messageboard gold

  9. mackem messageboard gold

    I'm sure they can bond with Southampton over this, no problem, nothing to see here..... .....oops!
  10. Generic small time football blather thread 2017/18

    Time for HR to do a headcount in Wykikie's place. Make sure everyone's safe and accounted for. Maybe give the local plod a ring too just for a heads up?
  11. Other Games 18/19

    Norwich would be a ball ache, fuck overnighters now. Also pretty sure it would be a sell out early doors so I've little chance of ever going there. I twice did Ipswich a few years ago and enjoyed that, especially talking to two generations both called 'piggy'. Father 'Piggy' was an old POW in the far east.
  12. Holidays 2019

    Any 15 year old tips/hints?
  13. Ashley & Rafa The Meeting

    Be there or don't be square.
  14. mackem messageboard gold

    A4 or A5 size?

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