Howmanheyman

Or a pizza shop in Walker. (Gemmill wouldn't have went in it).

My eldest daughter has just started working at a pharmacy. Don't. Even. Think. About. It. Wykiki.

I'm worried about J69. I think a large spider keeps walking across his keyboard or phone.

7/12 the modern ones stumped me more.

Has anybody tried the phone? Usually works for me.

I'd have been self isolating from day one if this was the criteria?

I'm drinking a couple of bottles of corona on my days off at best or not at all as I seem to have a lingering headache from a head cold. No temperature or coughs so online 111 says no covid 19 virus. I can't even get pissed.

No limits. (In answer to MF's 2nd question).

2unlimited?

Can you get it by guzzling semen? (Asking for a Scottish political reporter)

(Rayvin incoming in five, four, three.....)

Ordered a Chinese takeaway and went to the door to collect it as you do and the fucking Chinese lad started screaming 'Isolate! Isolate!' I said, 'Chill oot Jackie, I only rang up for it 20 mins ago.'

I'd just changed my daughter's nappy and was just finishing feeding her a bottle and she was just drifting to sleep and I was knackered. I was holding her with my left arm, silently screaming and clenching my right fist desperately trying not to wake her up in my silent celebrations.