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Howmanheyman last won the day on January 12

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  1. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Well if the Knight says we *ARE* looking to do a deal then damn your eyes, that's good enough for me!
  2. Best away fans in the Premier League

    This daft cunt......?
  3. Oxford

    This modern phenomenon of 'away pubs' batters my head in tbh. Like Alex says, go in a bar, buy pints, crack on and don't be a cock. No problem. Seems to be towns and cities with intense paranoia that fuck about with a fans reasonable desire for a pint or several before the match.
  4. Big Bad Wolves V Brucie's Little Lambs

    Sorry, can you explain that again? I'm not sure I get your point?
  5. Film/moving picture show you most recently watched

    Watched 1917 last night, as stories go don't expect any cliffhangers or twists or anything at the end but it's brilliantly shot and looks pretty realistic. I enjoyed it purely because of that. If you've seen Dunkirk and liked that then you'll like this as this is a comfortably better film and Dunkirk was ok. It's a WW1 version of Apocalypse Now* mixed with saving Private Ryan.
  6. ever evolving relegation guesswork...

    Sorry for the tardiness of my reply, I was at the pictures......
  7. ever evolving relegation guesswork...

    Worst Jamaican accent ever.
  8. Other games 2019/2020

    "Nuno Gomesh?"
  9. ever evolving relegation guesswork...

    Villa are down pure and simple alongside Norwich. They're so easy to play against, (apart from when we play them). Bournemouth have a chance of turning it around as bad as they've been. Watford always had a bit of quality if they put their minds to it. We could absolutely get drawn into it but I think we'll have enough to be ok although fuck knows what'll happen next season if we have more dodgy transfer deals similar to Joelinton? Plus Bruce in charge in a downturn doesn't fill me with confidence long-term. Good ol' Mike, putting the fun into football for us ungrateful Newcastle United fans.
  10. Bruce Manager of NUFC

  11. Big Bad Wolves V Brucie's Little Lambs

    That was an absolute quality goal. Gayle deserves a lot of credit as does Willems. The injury situation has to go down to Bruce and his coaching team. Benitez wouldn't have had an injury crisis like this, 100%.
  12. India

    If you know, you know.

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