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Howmanheyman last won the day on November 3

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  1. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Almiron's celebration when he finally scores.
  2. mackem messageboard gold

    I'd go back earlier to the constant change of manager when it came to derby day as beating 'the mags' trumped anything else. Their problems brushed under the carpet, buried and left to grow and grow till they were completely fucked and nosedived two divisions and fail to even get out of that lower league. But they beat the mags and got six-in-a-row.© They are just like Leeds under Ridsdale the only difference being Ridsdale fucked it up going for the champions league, the mackem's holy grail which has fucked them up for hopefully a generation was just beating the mags. They even manage to get less sympathy than Leeds United due to the multi examples of their lack of class in stinking out the divisions they slid out of. Never mind. Sniff.
  3. Recommend me something to watch!

    Arena on the BBC iPlayer, 'A British guide to the end of the world'. Well worth watching, a documentary on the cold war and Britain's part in dealing with preparation including basically using soldiers as guinea pigs on Christmas island fast forwarding to the 80s and how to survive a nuclear war by sticking a a couple of doors against the wall.
  4. mackem messageboard gold

    Just read their match thread on our game. The bitterness is funny as fuck.
  5. mackem messageboard gold

    "I blocked different people to find out who's fucking over Sunderland time and time again and its......A cabal of mysterious Mags."
  6. a match today... one team v another

    Aye, he's the most worrying.
  7. a match today... one team v another

    We deserved that but on the flip side, couldn't point to anyone else but ourselves had we let that slip at the end. Had plenty of chances again but it's getting almost embarrassing when they inevitably miss. They seem decent enough lads and are clearly trying so obviously hope they get off the mark or add to his only goal in joelinton's case.
  8. a match today... one team v another

    6 mins?
  9. a match today... one team v another

    Fuck off, man!
  10. a match today... one team v another

    He was never giving anything other than a foul was he?
  11. mackem messageboard gold

    Apathy well and truly set in down the road. Not the fact that there was 7k there today but the fact our NUFC match thread is beating their NUFC match thread. Worrying times.
  12. a match today... one team v another

    Get in! Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the front three start giving up their seats in the canteen when the lads at the back walk in or start looking at their shoes when Brewcie starts talking about goals.
  13. a match today... one team v another

    I've got a dodgy stream so I'll take your word for the deflection.
  14. a match today... one team v another

    Some header that! Very well played by Yedlin directing another wayward ASM shot into the net. Just as well the defenders are scoring as the front three look absolutely shot when a chance comes around.

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