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Howmanheyman

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  1. Coronavirus

    Or a pizza shop in Walker. (Gemmill wouldn't have went in it).
  2. Coronavirus

    My eldest daughter has just started working at a pharmacy. Don't. Even. Think. About. It. Wykiki.
  3. I'm worried about J69. I think a large spider keeps walking across his keyboard or phone.
  4. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    7/12 the modern ones stumped me more.
  5. Coronavirus

    Has anybody tried the phone? Usually works for me.
  6. Coronavirus

    I'd have been self isolating from day one if this was the criteria?
  7. What are you drinking?

    I'm drinking a couple of bottles of corona on my days off at best or not at all as I seem to have a lingering headache from a head cold. No temperature or coughs so online 111 says no covid 19 virus. I can't even get pissed.
  8. The Great Self Isolation Trivia Quiz 2020.

    No limits. (In answer to MF's 2nd question).
  9. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

  10. The Great Self Isolation Trivia Quiz 2020.

    2unlimited?
  11. Coronavirus

    Can you get it by guzzling semen? (Asking for a Scottish political reporter)
  12. if you heard a joke today, post it

    (Rayvin incoming in five, four, three.....)
  13. if you heard a joke today, post it

    Ordered a Chinese takeaway and went to the door to collect it as you do and the fucking Chinese lad started screaming 'Isolate! Isolate!' I said, 'Chill oot Jackie, I only rang up for it 20 mins ago.'
  14. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    I'd just changed my daughter's nappy and was just finishing feeding her a bottle and she was just drifting to sleep and I was knackered. I was holding her with my left arm, silently screaming and clenching my right fist desperately trying not to wake her up in my silent celebrations.

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