Howmanheyman

"Ya knaa me, ahm nee grass, you keep your cards close to ya chest and say fuck ahll. But. When it's an international break and stories are slow, when you can get away with a quick made up retro piece from Kevin Scott then get down to the monkey bar to have a few moretti's you'd think everything would be cush. Wrong. Ahve had a few and am feeding the fucking bandit but the bandit isn't playing back, fifty fucking bar ah dropped when ah was virtually doon to BFH, bus fare home, so sat down to finish me pint before fucking off home. Then what happens is Sandro Fucking Tonali walks in with his olive oil voice and Guinea charm and puts a quid in the bandit and it drops the lot back to him including me fifty fucking spondoolies. NUFC hero or not ah was onto the Italian FA quick as a flash. Fuck him! Made iz feel a bit better afterwards, lol! Laters. Ryder and Tonali's out."

"Enough with the negativity, already, eh?"

I'm talking to myself here, like.

"How's the untouchables, did you say?"

"Tell the gullible Wearsider the Stadium of Light lift is out action again, there'll be no repairs until the Sunderland board can agree a cheap loan with Gorilla for a few bottles of some super glue."

"After you've told the mackem about the screws story, tell him to go to Screwfix and ask for a longstand and some tartan paint."

I don't think inter will be too happy paying us compensation, mind.

For sale.....

There's no real lunatics on here, really.

Out of interest, has anyone ever had cherry wine before? Never seen it in my life.

Tattooist didn't have crest, got Keegan instead....

*Looks at time of post* 🍺🍺🍺 Amirite?

Similar to Shapps patter, Ginola and tonic must be the only person to listen to that and think the person not being straight on that interview was Husain.

FYP.

🎵 You don't have to get his name right To have a good post, (aha) You could dance and party all night (all night) And drink some cherry wine, (aha). 🎶

If he's any good I've got a word. 'leaving'.

The were referred to as mackems plenty enough before 1992 if that's what you're referring to? If you mean self referral then you're not far wrong. A few of the older ones might not have been too keen on that nickname as it was definitely a slur, particularly for those on both sides who worked in the yards.

I'd have said Knacker Dan and if they said which one I'd say the whole lot of you.

Very good.

I said at the time, they changed their crest to a shield like ours, they changed their socks to black, they changed their ground and named after benfica, they had a poll for an official nickname, they did indeed gain more 'new' fans percentage wise than we did, they had to put haway the lads on their seats as we had howay the lads in the tunnel, obviously spelled it differently to ours even though throughout the years their was no right or wrong way to spell it. They would never admit to it but there was definitely an attempt to try and replicate what we had done under Keegan when they saw how it took off.