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Drury: "GARNACHO!!!!" (As pudding bowl heed skies it from 30 yards out).

What a dirty cunt he was as an average player.

Surely it's time for sky to start allocating Alan Smith or Andy Hinchcliffe to do Man United games considering their lowly status? I bet Neville has done more Man U games this season than us, Forest, Bournemouth and villa combined.

Sky pushing the RIVALRY angle between 'United'© and Arsenal like it's 1999. #Prince

(Wasn't sure whether to put this in the funny pictures or the politics thread tbh).

"Carabao cup final next weekend, who's our TV picks this week? Surely it's Liverpool?" "No, we thought they've got a tough game at home to Southampton so we'll leave them alone on Saturday with a 3pm KO." "What about Newcarsull?" "They're away to West Ham so we thought putting them on Monday night's game wouldn't be a problem. Also, gives us a chance to talk in-depth about Liverpool looking good for the title before the game against..... Errr..... God my minds went blank....errr..... Ah yes, West Ham against Newcarsull. Maybe have a little section talking about the clubs most likely to buy Isak in the summer."

CT will see FTM graffiti a lot more than I will so maybe it's sunk into his consciousness?

Whoever it is will probably be a season ticket holder and be at Wembley.

Was just thinking this watching it.

I'm perfectly aware that it's Saturday night and I'm watching Lecce v Milan. #SadnessInHisEyes

I've switched over from Brentford v Villa to Lecce v Meelan on DAZN Italia, Lecce are winning 2-0! I've no idea what the commentators are saying but I do know it sounds waaaay better than Alan Smith on the Brentford/Villa game.

Katie Price: "Does it come in a larger size?"

Great memories, Gemm.

Let's be honest though, she wanted to be sectioned for letting that monstrosity climb aboard her.

Fucking Chelsea playing Leicester tomorrow as well.

Man City couldn't score in a brothel unless one of the ladies is Miss NUFC.

Probably mentioned it before but I recall the whopper describing how he'd been to 'the bridge' that afternoon and he had to admit to being a bit disappointed with how few Sheffield United fans made the trip down, so far so fuck? The next day I was looking at the results in the paper and I saw the Chelsea game with an attendance of 13,000! The cheeky cunt! (they'd had 30,000 that same midweek v us in the LC although there was a good few thousand of us there that night).

"Welcome one and all to toontastic, the place to be for red, hot soccer chat. Have you been to a game today? What did you think of the referee and most importantly are you a season ticket holder? What hand do you usually hold it in? I prefer holding it with my right hand when I'm at craven cottage, err, I mean the bridge, definitely the bridge now. Call us now on 0898 244 606."

Got stuff in for a full English breakfast to put myself right after a Friday night out with the lads but I'm going to have to make it myself and I really can't be arsed to....

Currently reading 'the cat sat on the mat'.

Umbro all the way for me. #spaceAgeSilver