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Howmanheyman

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  1. at the commentator's excited voice as Liverpool just had a shot at three nil down in the last minute.
  2. Van Dick a dummy in the middle for their third then throwing his arms about.
  3. Why's it never 'far too easy' when the likes of Liverpool score against someone?
  4. Disco beard crushing hopes in bedrooms all over UK and Ireland.
  5. Just saw one quick replay on Hong Kong TV of the disallowed goal and if it's been disallowed for hand ball then fuck right off.
  6. Just put the TV on to see the scores, deep anxiety about Liverpool from the commentators.
  7. Hopefully pull off a backs against the wall result when circumstances aren't too kind for us or Eddie tweaks things and we raise our game at home to a PL power team, saying that our record v these is diabolical even when we do turn up and play well.
  8. We really need to get creative, sort our own 'loophole' out then let them close it off to others with no retrospective action of course. That's how it's done isn't it?
  9. Aye, take as old as time, it's like the people's front of Judea considering changing to the Judean people's front.
  10. Picture the scene, it's 15.47 on a cold Saturday afternoon with drizzle in the air, you're standing on uncovered concrete terracing freezing your balls off, pissed off because NUFC are getting beat, playing shite and it's starting to go dark because it's winter. Then Barry in the box or who it was thinks he'll cheer up the crowd with a song everyone will like, 'one for the whole family' even though it's 99% blokes and young lads.... READ THE ROOM 'BARRY'!
  11. It could all well be a load of shite, that shirt is basically the LC final shirt.
  12. "We are gathered here to say farewell to CT because he didn't want to pay his very last prescription charge before getting it for zip in a couple of weeks time. He lived life like his epitaph, 'My way, or the stairway to heaven way' He leaves behind a loving family, a backyard garden graveyard of disregarded deceased pets, a mug engraving empire and a cracking eBay feedback score from happy buyers getting his ex hobby stuff for half price when he got bored of it. RIP"
  13. They love giving us two o'clock kick offs. "Are yow not entertained, loike?"
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