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Hope you enjoy it, TP!

So 'washing the dishes' is the Spanish version of the Geordie 'lucky piss'? Like it, Diego.

Women ✅

I turned it off at 1-3 but turned it back on and saw goals 2 and 3, quickly nipped into the kitchen and missed the winner! Just saw the celebrations.

Alright, @craigc?

The ref, what a cunt.

Get in! He's a finisher, like.

Craigc seems like a canny kid, welcome to the board.

Just turned it back on to as Longstaff had that shot.

Can't believe what I just saw there. Atrocious.

Rushing and not getting it.

Krafth playing him on, Dubravka too slow, we're so missing joelinton in midfield and Pope in goal to name just two.

VAR is a joke, like.

I'd just gotten up from night shift, mea culpa.

Depends what team we can put out? I always fancy us against West Ham as I think we don't usually do too bad against them. (All teams in claret, actually).

Very early on in our relationship I told her it was great how we were so comfortable with each other that we didn't always need to talk and it was a comfortable silence. I wasn't really lying and she agreed/fell for it. She forgets sometimes these days and talks away if I'm not interested but I put that down to her maturing as a woman and the natural feminine need to hear her own voice if I'm reading or watching something. Anyway, that burn scenario will happen just the other way around.

Who didn't love this a kid, man?

If you're not careful on who you follow or who the people you follow, follow then this is a annual meme the hard of thinking like to put on once a year on twitter unless it's a parody? (It's sometimes hard to tell these days).

It's Easter so I might watch Ben Hur if I end up with nothing to do. I'll tag @Gemmillin this post so he doesn't miss it.

Booked up a little villa in Cyprus for eleven nights in may. It'll be the first time it's just been me and the missus on holiday since 2001...... What do you normally do, again?

Obviously Peter Beardsley was for me, to be fair though, obviously this was the first NUFC player because to be fair, the first goal I saw was obviously a visiting player, Alan Brown, (ex-NUFC) for Shrewsbury to be fair, obviously.

Need some kind of patter warning as well. (Not for them, for any cunt within hearing distance).

Can't remember if I've already told you about my Spanish mate who is the singer in a Kajagoogoo tribute act? Anyway, he's fucking brilliant, so good in fact, that once you've seen Juan you've seen Limahl.