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This is what I can’t comprehend about him, he’s skinny as a Somalian (sorry KD, Eritrean) but generates such power with so little back lift. Imagine what a beast he’d be if we got him on the steak bake diet.

I quite enjoyed that. It’s like watching a compilation of the Eurovision judges giving the UK nul points.

Liverpool showing off their League Cup against Everton.

A bit too subtle for me to spot.

One of the big bonuses in being a top level ref is that you don’t even have to be good at your job. You can be absolute dog shit and the only thing that’ll get you sacked is if you slag off a Liverpool manager. The downside of course is that it’s tough (but not impossible) to post on here during work hours.

He’s putting a 25% tariff on all cars not made in the US. Bad news for the UK.

I can only hope they’re playing a very clever long game. No evidence of that as yet.

Ashli Babbitt, one of the finest examples of fuck around and find out.

Good. I'm sick of seeing the disabled rubbing their dignity in my face.

He’s actually Swedish, you daft racist.

I think this is my first time watching PMQs since Kemi became leader and she spent the first three questions asking why he won’t ban mobile phones in schools. She’s utterly useless.

The waiting room for the Yes Gemmill thread.

Nah, I haven't done it myself because I'm not an old cunt. My hypochondriac wife has done a few but I don't think she's bothered with the prostate one... yet.

https://randoxhealth.com/en-GB/at-home/psa?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwy46_BhDOARIsAIvmcwMbfvpnMnhQJSplOhmj10WSoZf-raWY2QHZwAlmfPscHSCzUrz8JnAaAn7DEALw_wcB

It's what turned Graham Linehan into a dribbling idiot.

A celebration befitting the level of opposition.

Funny they read out a text to him from the fella who looks after the mascots at Reading saying how Bruce is the nicest man in football and has time for everyone. I'm guessing the fella at Reading has the initials A.B.

He'll be on Talk Sport shortly in order to show just how much he isn't bothered by Gayle's comments. If the fat cunt had've just let it lie it would have been a 24 hour twitter story but the silly bastard is dragging it out so everyone in the country is aware of just how useless he is.

Have you considered learning English?

The quality of football on display in this lasses’ derby is absolutely woeful. The viewing experience also isn’t helped by the fact that they’re not mixing in any crowd noise so it sounds like it’s being played in an empty ground.

“he is the only manager to take charge of Newcastle and Sunderland, Aston Villa and Birmingham and Sheffield United and Wednesday.” Rather than evidence of his managerial abilities I think this says more about his character and loyalty.

This is the man Trump has tasked with negotiating a ceasefire FFS. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62zm4eqvp7o

Appreciate it? Gemmill has had the fucking thing tattooed on his arse.