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You in particular might want to sit this one out.

They should start paying attention to their listeners.

That’s probably as much as he could get away with given that Lineker is the President of the TAA Fan Club.

Ohhh.

Fair play to Carsley, not many managers could pull it back from 2-0 to 1-1.

2-0? Should have applied for the Ireland job, Lee.

Fourfthrd? You HAVE been meeting up with Meenzer at Peterborough services!

Lee Carsley really cementing his position as leading candidate for the job by playing players out of position.

I meant you're clearly studying the sports pages because of how clued in you are. Why? What did you think I meant?

I bet when you google BBC you're not after the news headlines.

Funny if true.

That's a shock.

Nah, they won on two counts but failed on the majority.

My understanding was that in this case City only had to win on one count.

I suppose since I didn't directly loot all that nazi gold then I'm okay to keep it? Cool.

Come on @Dr Gloom, time to take a stand and burn the royal Tesla.

You have to laugh at Everton. The case had absolutely nothing to do with them, they're sitting there minding their own business and yet still find themselves potentially fucked once again as a result of it.

He's definitely put on a bit of beef.

Aye, and what's with the winner of Miss Universe being from earth every year? Eh? Eh?

Mate, you should have seen the size of the plastic sword she was holding.

While we're on the subject of shit bar anecdotes I found myself beside a mackem 'lady' in a pub in Belfast on Sunday. Barmaid (excitedly): 'So you're from Newcastle?' mackem: 'Sunderland' Barmaid: 'Oh' *walks away without another word said* I'm kicking myself now that I didn't rush on here to tell you all sooner.

We’ve all got our hopes up for nothing. The completely unbiased Tariq reckons it’s all been a waste of time.

I think the point about shareholder loans is that if you’re going to have APT rules then you have to include what would normally be the interest payments in PSR calculations. So they’re saying that you either do that or don’t have APT rules. Which would suit us rather fucking nicely.