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Yes! No one won it tonight, I forgot to buy my ticket earlier so my name is definetly on next week's winning ticket.

English please people.

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape."

Called Claude Davis a "bit of a twit" apparently.

Davids doesn't have an eye injury, just a family history of glaucoma I think. Yes i know that doc but it still proetcts his eyes from contact though doesnt it? Doesn't really help him out if the damage is already done.

Maybe now you will all appreciate what a good job Shepherd is doing, though to be honest our players could do with that sort of threat. BTW isn't he Lithuanian?

So who had 30 mins in the sweepstake?

Clive "That balmy night in Barcelona" Tyldesley, to give him his title tbh

Whatever you say about it its certainly better than the one on N-O, a 90 page thread on Lost ffs!

I was convinced he'd taken our £50 and legged it to Brazil. Trust no one.

Well in that case you're a work shy fop who happily sat there for at least 25 minutes taking credit and gaining the admiration of the board for someone else's hard work. I bid you good day sir.

Good work FB. I suppose Gol is too busy travelling the world and living the high life with our entrance fees to update it.

Alright what he liked may have been a bit kinky but what sort of a whore puts a video on the net for all to see of her shagging her husband up the ass with a strap on?

Aye they've been around for a while now. Was a feature on that tosser Scott Mills' show, needless to say no one heard a thing when they played the noise.

Doesn't augur well for our transfer kitty. On the other hand it can only improve the chances of being taken over. Now to find out who it is actually wanting to take over.

Seriously like, are you really a girl?

Award yourself 5 supafan points for having the NUFC mug on display.

Will this make Posh Spice a Lady then?

He couldn't afford us, at the price Villa was a much better deal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYHtmV5qK18 tbh

Tbh

Is that one Kelly Kapowski there ewerk? Indeed it is the lovely Kelly Kapowski.

Cheers mate, I was in the middle of downloading the new episodes of FG, don't have to now.

So whens the joke coming?

I'd give him a 3 year £100k pw deal if he was on a free, if he weren't at the end of his contract it would cost at least £15m in transfer fees anyway.