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I don't see what the problem is, FG doesn't try and hide the fact that they're just throwing in random gags for an easy laugh, if people like it they like it, if they don't they won't watch. I don't see why SP made such a big deal out of it.

South Park, clearly. Its very rare that I'll even get a laugh out loud moment from the Simpsons these days whereas South Park has been able to stay fresh by continually pushing the boundaries and attacking whatever it wants to.

I think the problem is with the Flash player but when I try and update it it will ask me to choose whihc language and when I do the setup just closes. I think its fucked.

Everything you described seems to be fine. Would it be a sound card problem when the sound in every other program is ok?

When getting Sky+ installed do you have to contact Sky or can you just buy a box and do it yourself?

You're a chick?

Heading to the golf club. Not because I'm a posh git but because my girlfriend keeps the supply of free beer and JD coming.

I've had this problem for a while. Basically any video or game run through my browser won't produce any audio, either in IE or Opera. I've checked the volume control panel and everything is ok, I've also looked at browser preferences and its ok there too. I've no problem with sound with any other program so any ideas?

Excellent, where else can you see a girl sticking her finger up her ass 10 seconds into your visit? May I also recommend www.myfreepaysite.com for free streaming porn.

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=9349 I'm talking the proper stuff, women shitting down each others throats etc, not girls putting on a pair of socks in the fucking morning. http://www.puretna.com/ Thats more like it, I'd completely forgotten about my empornium account, must start abusing my bandwith usage again.

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=9349 I'm talking the proper stuff, women shitting down each others throats etc, not girls putting on a pair of socks in the fucking morning.

But you can never be exactly sure of the strength of the tea so therefore you can't be sure of how much milk is needed and could potentially end up with a disastrous "milky tea", which I think we can all agree is something to be avoided at all costs.

Is there no porn on google video?

Personal dislike? Its the fucking internet son, catch yourself on.

I got a letter the other day from BT saying I'd went over my limit in the past couple of months. They say if this continues they'll charge me but last I heard they hadn't got a system in place to do this, anyone know if thats still the case?

Already has one at Bensmusic.co.uk doesn't he? Anyone signed up? No but thanks to that link I now know what a lyrical genius he is. Everyone is a classic. Song For Beth being my personal favourite. It was a simple, fun song. The lyrics are simple and fun. A more complex song, eg. Emily, has more complex lyrics. You can sit behind your keyboard tippy-tappying but the fact is you're just another non-entity who will never achieve anything and so adopt a whingy 'I'll just be negative about everyone else' attitude. All of the songs on my website were knocked out reasonably quickly and are all available free. I am fully aware that none are necessarily commercially viable. I play everything on the recordings. 99% of my songs were made for friends and are especially significant for them. They all enjoy them. That's all that matters. If I respected your opinion, I'm sure I'd be terribly upset. But the fact is, you're a cocksucker who has never achieved and never will. How did you figure that one out? You really are too easy to wind up.

Already has one at Bensmusic.co.uk doesn't he? Anyone signed up? No but thanks to that link I now know what a lyrical genius he is. Everyone is a classic. Song For Beth being my personal favourite.

Funny in a ridiculously stupid sort of way.

How about one for every reply you ever make? It's called the "ignore user" button. Hopefully you can see the flaw in your argument there, given your near-obsession with deriding much of what I post as pointless. I didn't say it was pointless, I'm sure someone, somewhere is interested, its just that there aren't too many of them on here and I hate wasting time opening your threads with a thin glimmer of hope that you may well actually posting something worthwhile. More fool me I suppose. Now fuck off.

How about one for every reply you ever make? It's called the "ignore user" button.

Not porn, just something mildly interesting. Can't we just have a sub forum for Patrokle's shit musical threads?

Everyones been saying that like Except Ewerk and DJ_NUFC. The only two round here with any taste it seems.

I'm in a Womblemaster/ Zico Martin sandwich.

Well thats the plan anyway, I've got about 8 companies which I'm planning to apply to but I imagine they're not the easiest job to land, hence my postgrad since outside my education I've absolutely no personal achievements or skills to boost my application.

i worked for them when they were known as Andersen Consulting. Reet bunch of cowboys. What was wrong with them? I had them down on the list of organisations that would potentially have the pleasure of employing me.