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And this is why AI can never replicate human brilliance.

The dour cunt went to the same school of charisma as Michael Owen.

Just had a look at the prize money we picked up on Sunday. It's a whopping £100,000. Given that many players in our side must have cup win bonuses then it's fucking cost us money to win the cunting thing.

Still a boring cunt.

I really wanted to enjoy Sunday but the tens of thousands of Saudi flags our fans brought ruined it for me.

It's hot Mitch summer. Not hot bitch summer.

Given that he's on a free in the summer then there would definitely be eyebrows raised at a big fee.

Right lads, whip round for a mackems ST for Wolfy?

Rapist meets with rapist.

Oh dear, how sad.

We can add Nick Miller to the cunts list.

It’s touching to see that you got your inspiration for your home TV from the size of Mike Ashley’s concourse screens.

And while I’m on a roll, a special mention for Kieron Trippier. He joined us from a CL contender when we were in danger of relegation and was one of the key players in dragging us to safety and CL qualification. He may be past his best now but was fantastic today. If he leaves in the summer then at least he can do it with a winner’s medal. It was nice to see him going up to lift the trophy with Bruno but the fact that the both of them making sure that Lascelles made his way up to lift it with them just speaks volumes about the squad we have and the camaraderie that Eddie and Mad Dog have instilled. Legends, every one of them.

That reminds me, if you want to know anything about this current group then them getting Serena into the final team celebration photo tells you all you need to know. There are no individuals, it’s a group effort whether playing staff or non-playing staff. Absolute gentlemen.

It’s going to take a while to sink in but we’ve actually fucking won something. I know the manager made changes like the hotel but this team compared to two years ago was night and day. We turned up today without emotion, it was a team of killers out there to win. Not a single player let themselves down today, they worked their balls off for each other. Absolutely delighted to see Dan Burn score the opener, a man who embodies what our club is and for me Joelinton was MotM. I just feel sorry for the rest of you cunts who don’t have a bank holiday tomorrow to sleep off the hangover.

If the kraut had anything about him he’d be ringing the Newcastle lads and telling them to turn up on Wednesday.

:lol: Fewm incoming.

Aye, what a contrast to his predecessor.

Eight fucking minutes?!?!

Save, Pope!

Two fucking nil!!!! Its happening!!!!!

Aye, he was pushing Bruno away earlier when talking to the referee.

There wasn’t much in it.

Tripps has started well.

Big Joe has gone blonde again.