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Aye, the perma-tanned buffoon who lives in a gold plated apartment and the world’s richest man who likes throwing out facist salutes and squashing work place rights are the ones who really have our best interests at heart.

I haven’t heard it but I’ve seen the reports and there can’t have been a more condescending speech by a senior US official to take place in Europe ever. It’s not that they care for what happens in Europe but it’s a clear declaration of US isolationism. The USA has spent at least half a century combatting Russia in one way or another and now that there is a real war to fight Trump is rolling over to them. He’s sacrificing European security as well as his own country’s reputation. There are a lot of lessons to be learned from this.

Announce our official Saudi butt plug partner NOW!!!

The Puma website doing you a favour there tbh.

Finally an answer to their very simple question.

I’m not entirely sure Evan is very well informed about what has been going on at Twitter.

Confirmed 4.30pm kickoff.

Literally everyone bar Craig, who at the time tried desperately to justify the additional time.

How is this even a news story? Let alone the second head story on the BBC website.

I really hope he wears the hoodie again at Villa Park.

Nah, he’s just Quiff.

After the full-time whistle, Italian outlet CalcioMercato gave Kelly a disappointing 4.5 rating out of 10. They added: “Very complicated first half, second half started with courage until Perisic hits him in fear of making a mistake. Basic dribbling, offload to the near post. Him? He just watches.” Kelly’s 4.5 rating was the lowest given to any Juventus player.

Football Manager did it years ago.

It’s mostly the accent tbf.

That’s nothing. Wyki hears that every morning before work.

Not ringing a bell. Can you hum it?

Chelsea and Spurs are both playing on the Thursday night so neither match can be moved to Saturday. That's followed by an international week so neither match can be moved to Monday. I know that the cup final probably requires a greater police presence but I can't see any particular reason not to play all three games on the same day. There's three PL fixtures on in London this Saturday.

Another grifter lining her own pockets from the vulnerable and gullible.

Aye. Drawing Salford, Leyton Orient and Plymouth has been terrible luck so far.

Fair play to Aston Villa. Their account makes Mad Dog sound like an absolute legend.

No.

U ok hun?

Home to Brighton.

Just pull the fucking balls out.

Two finished boxers looking for a payday.