[predictions v fulham!]

1-0. Amdy Faye wonder goal.

[*The official Solano returns? thread]

Douggie vs Douggie in negotiations. That should be fun.

[Owen Press Conference Now Online - Link 1st Post]

Liverpool have released a statement saying they couldn't meet Real Madrids £16m price tag and that they were hoping Owen would turn us down to force Real Madrids hand. They also said they kept calling him all yesterday trying to get him to change his mind.

[*The official Solano returns? thread]

Is that the Simao that played at the Euro Championships?

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Championship Manager legend one.

[*The official Solano returns? thread]

Give them Faye instead of Milner, but let them keep Faye permanently.

[*The official Solano returns? thread]

Simao Sabrosa (portugese winger) will have a medical at Melwood later today so it's possible our interest in Solano is over.

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Excellent .

 

I would love it if we crowned off all this positive news with Nobby coming home.

[*The official Solano returns? thread]

What a fucking turn aroumd. I'm half expecting Souness and Shepherd to appear on the pitch and pull of rubber masks to reveal that they're actually John Hall and Keegan (cut camera to shepherd and souness bound and gagged in the lower reaches of SJP, Shepherd mumbling though his gag "That's another fine mess you've gotten me into").

 

Then Daglish and Gullit run on with a steel chairs and crock Hall and Keegan from behind, set them up for a doomsday device from the corner flag, when suddenly Local Hero blasts out the loud speaker and shearer runs down, *BOOM* STUNNER! *BOOM* STUNNER! runs to each corner of the ground clinks 2 bottles of broon together and downs them both.

 

Can I enter that as my prediction for TTW?

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You're missing the Owen heel turn, revealing a Chester City shirt underneath his Newcastle one.

[4-4-2 or 4-3-3?]

If we signed Solano as well as selling Jenas and loaning out Milner, who exactly is going to play in the midfield, considering Solano is suspended for like 3 games. Faye and Parker in the middle? *gulp*.

[Owen deal is looney Toon]

What do you expect? All the cockneys are mad he hasn't gone to Liverpool. SACK BENITEZ!

[*The official Solano returns? thread]

Yep SSN have said he wants away from Villa and more importantly he wants to join us.

[For those who havent seen this....]

i just put my sig together of all our summer signings

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Where's Clarkie and Moore then?

[*The official Solano returns? thread]

The number 4 shirt is available right now is it not? Come on Nobby, you know it makes sense.

[For those who havent seen this....]

Now let's get Solano and the attacking side is sorted more or less, excluding depth issues.

[*The official Solano returns? thread]

This is like the best day ever.

[Should I stay or should I go?]

Your leaving, would have a catastrophic effect on the teams morale. If you, the only positive fan, leave then all us whinging gits will single handedly make the board, manager and team relegate our club due to overpressure. You must stay for the good of the club, it is imperative!

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I want you to know that I think all students are brilliant.

 

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I was asking you to stay. How rude.

[Harsh Reality]

I know it has a really smug tone, but he's not said anything particularly untrue. Would love it if we signed Owen after all that's been said.

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Well, yes but its the unprofessionalism involved as well.

 

Do you see the chronicle or the journal acting that way?

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It's not much worse than reading about what Alan Oliver had for lunch and who he had lunch with.

[Should I stay or should I go?]

Your leaving, would have a catastrophic effect on the teams morale. If you, the only positive fan, leave then all us whinging gits will single handedly make the board, manager and team relegate our club due to overpressure. You must stay for the good of the club, it is imperative!

[Harsh Reality]

I know it has a really smug tone, but he's not said anything particularly untrue. Would love it if we signed Owen after all that's been said.

[Toon land 9m Luque - Now for Kuyt]

if we got Kuijt which i'd be delightd about we'd still need some pace up top as he's very similar too Shearer, obviously got young legs but i wouldnt say hes very pacey

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He's not pacey, but he's not slow like Shearer and is mobile and hardworking (which Souness would love).

[Owen or Kuyt?]

I voted Owen . . . on the basis that he is proven in the premiership.

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Not being funny mate, but what's with the Taylor fansite?

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Are you saying he doesn't deserve a fan site. Such negativity will cause him to underperform.

[Owen or Kuyt?]

Well I'd like both, but it's not gonna happen. At least with Kuyt, we don't know whether he does or doesn't want to come here yet, but with Owen we pretty much know he's holding out for Liverpool. Kuyt isn't the paciest striker, but I think he'd suit the lone striker role in this 4-3-3 (ahem 4-5-1) we've been playing.

[Toon land 9m Luque - Now for Kuyt]

Bloody hell, a contigency plan! What will we think of next, wingers?

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Luque's like a half winger/half forward in reality .

 

Glad to see we're going after Kuyt, it's about bloody time.

[luque is a magpie]

SSN runs continually, hence the constant change over of presenters.

[owen to reject toon bid!]

So where is this decision that we were promised by Shepherd then.

[Goodbye]

Thanks, same to you buddy.