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Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this.

Do I have news for yow, Ant...

And yet Shints will inexplicably still keep popping up every few years with a smeeagain joke before fucking off again

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Gemmilled it!

Watch there be 2 minutes added on now

I could have told them that for nowt. A diversity hire in Lincolnshire is someone from the next town over.

Strong rumours that Celine Dion is going to make an Olympics-style guest appearance at this year's contest, which gives me an excuse to post this magnificent photo from when she won it in Dublin in 1988.

How did you find all-inclusive as a non-drinker? I've thought about it before but I wondered if it might feel like a bit of a waste

Nowt special imo, but if you can get one of the tables with a better view then that goes some way to making up for what I thought was just OK quality and service.

His tragicness is old enough to drive.

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Case in point. This is objectively frivolous and the sort of thing you can get away with more as a minor party, but it's also... more human than anything Labour have done publicly since coming to power? I mean, I'm aware they inherited a basket case of an economy and the world has gone even further to shit in the meantime, but you can still paint a picture that people might want to actually buy into, can't you?

Agreed. This, essentially: Even an Ed Davey type who's willing to engage in stupid stunts would be some kind of public face with a bit of personality for people to at least have an opinion of.

I honestly expected Reform to win it by more (and Betfair had it as a comfortable win too) - an easy opportunity to give an unpopular government and opposition a kicking and a departing MP who got done for assault. If he'd just quietly died instead then I reckon Labour would have won it handily enough. Doesn't make it any more pleasant having a crowing Farage all over the media this morning though. I know looks shouldn't matter in politics but I don't understand how anyone can look at his face and think "seems nice, definitely not a terrible cunt".

Just passed one of these billboards on my way home. Is it any wonder people end up voting for the shit they vote for?

"Give some Germanic people an opportunity to engage in organised fun, that'll show them!"

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Do they pronounce "twenty" and "20" differently or something?

What the BEEP!

Plus there's our well-documented special relationship with the club

https://archive.ph/40BEO Sorted