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Let that come up in the interview, please. "And do you have any questions for us, Mr. Wykiki?" "Well....."

Bit too much hair to be Toontastic.

Fucking hell, I would never have remembered that you had Beardsley (however briefly)

"If I survived the 1980s, I can survive Liquid Death" for the gays

I see Dubai is having a normal one again

"But what did they sit in????"

CT remains confused as to why wise men say "only fools Russian"

Might impress the Saudis though

Mmmm, appetising.

He doesn't know his proper name.

I hope you never tired of asking her "Are you well, Lesley?"

Just drink it straight from the pot like it's an Italian coffee delicacy and you're introducing a thinkpiece on whether Tonali works best as a 6 or an 8

Jesus was a bit of a catch, to be fair. The man's got good taste.

That's exactly why it shouldn't be him. They've already voted for Donald fucking Trump over a(n admittedly uninspiring) woman twice now. They and other key groups have a very specific idea of what kind of person should be in charge, and a gay man with "Butt" in his name is not it.

Let's see if this tracks for him...

My dad worked in the original Carliol House for years and years. No shortage of anecdotes, as you might imagine - like how one of the NEEB/Northern Electric bigwigs didn't want to get wet going from his office to his car so they literally built a footbridge from the back of Carliol into the Dex car park for him.

If it's not disrespectful to equate a dead business to a dead person: Windows in Central Arcade, apparently 😕