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Maybe he's decided that not committing to any position is the best way to win an argument.

The world where Thomas Cook isn't a bank.

Same with music. Arena gigs are all shite, don't @ me.

Well at least we won't go bottom of the table this weekend.

They'll be back once there's an actual election date. Farage is at his best (regrettably) when he's got something to campaign for.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Because you can't be a Labour activist and also have a sick kid or be right about things.

Kevin Nolan would have to look after them for him too.

Cracking. Looking forward to the new album.

No

Do you have any information on his competence, hairline and parentage?

Idly watching forrun football and noticed that Saint-Étienne have Cabaye, Debuchy, M'Vila and Khazri all in their team today. Proper north-east reunion. Debuchy has a prominent hipster beard but/and is still a massive fanny. Cabaye is still reasonably dreamy.