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Good to see May has finally got that unity she's been calling for, anyway. 90%!

If only someone had come up with literally exactly that idea already.

Got a cupboard-stocker of a Tesco order arriving this afternoon. Not that I necessarily think there'll be too many grave shortages if we leave without a deal, but I do think people will panic-buy, so it's worth being early to the panic button.

BAU

At last, a tangible benefit we can all agree on

I was about to quote a line about "if you're paid, you're not poor" until I realised it was by second-tier Britpoppers Gene, of all people. Plus they were moaning about New Labour at the time. Feels like rosy days by comparison.

Our best and brightest.

I mean, it doesn't even work grammatically.

Fair play. Still cunts like, but canny performance.

In amongst all the Brexshit, let's not overlook Boris Johnson complaining about investigations into historic child abuse being money "spaffed up the wall".

I've waved the British flag at Eurovision more often than you've had hot dinners.

WHY DID THEY ONLY PUT REMAINERS IN CHARGE OF BREXIT? IF WE IGNORE THE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

I mean, I was hoping they'd get promoted and bury the ghosts of 1998, but I suppose a defeat would be OK.

A play-off final against Charlton would be just delightful.