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Aye, and as far as I can remember they used to be dirt cheap aswell compared to Walkers. You'd always get flavours that the other brands would never touch like Yogurt and Piss or Sea Salt and Placenta Reminds me of when we persuaded the girls at primary school that Hedgehog Crisps were made of bits of real hedgehog. I saw a program called "Road Kill Chef" last night which did everything it said on the tin. Some people are sick. You assume that really would involve eating jagged pebbles and other assorted grit.

Typical multitasking woman, on the phone to her best friend bragging about how she's just murdered her bloke while simultaneously washing the blood out of her clothes and frying up his liver for supper. Can't trust 'em.

I'm busy playing the "let's see what excuse Steve comes up with for not going to the pub this time" game.

ASS out of yoU and ME. U don't say.

I don't think anyone wants a boring uber post about global warming from me. Too right. I think we want an explanation about what you meant by stepping out into the sunlight. I think I know btw, and know why you are avoiding answering the question. Leazes couldn't do better. Only fools assume my dear. Tell you what then, tell me what you meant and I'll stop assuming. You assume he knows what he meant.

Canny bag. mention woor lass again and I will be doon your place

ASSUME makes a TWAT out of ALL OF US.

Canny bag.

Deeper Shade of Brown tbh Looks like there's a new pretender to Walliver's "Honorary Gayer" throne...

Aye, and as far as I can remember they used to be dirt cheap aswell compared to Walkers. You'd always get flavours that the other brands would never touch like Yogurt and Piss or Sea Salt and Placenta Reminds me of when we persuaded the girls at primary school that Hedgehog Crisps were made of bits of real hedgehog.

He's too busy doing the Parky strut

His summers spent helping out down the local day care centre for visually-impaired albinos.

It is a bit like talking to blind people in a dark room while you stand in a sunlit doorway. When the seagulls follow the trawler, eet ees because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

Is that a euphemism? Doubt it.

It's hard to see past plain salted kettle chips.

11.10.86 Manchester C h 3-1 1-1 21,780 10 2 2 6 8 18 8 Kelly; McDonald, Wharton; McCreery, Roeder, Anderson; Stephenson, Gascoigne, Cunningham, Beardsley, Stewart G: McDonald, Gascoigne, Cunningham A deceptive start to an inauspicious few years. Don't really remember much about the game itself, my memories of going to matches around that time are more a general mishmash of impressions that could have come from any of them really.

I'm quite partial to a Cheesy Wotsit.

Users of forum in "castigated for using forum as forum has always been used" shocker

I've been looking at hard drive recorder type things recently, I've got so much stuff taking up space on video that could be converted into a wallet's worth of DVDs. Something with decent editing capabilities is important, hence the need for a HD. Probably just be a skinflint as usual and wait until they come down even further in price though...

H & Jo for Eurovision in a Jemini-style fiasco. It's written in the stars. Maybe the song could have an overtly xenophobic theme.

Surely only J69 can do that?

Whitley Warriors

We don't just tempt fate, we actively taunt it.