Meenzer

Even a stopped cock

Time for a bewwwwwwwcuott

People not really laughing at a Ricky Gervais routine is hardly news, mind

Fucking hell, I'd forgotten the dossier made it as far as the Chronic https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/30000-hitz-1524241

Complete with shoddily Babelfish-translated website at loerrach-zeitung.de. Das waren die Tage, waren sie es nicht?

I suspect that entire sentence is a syop

Any team will do.

My mother kindly fell down the stairs shortly before Christmas in order to pick up every bug that's going round the Freeman instead. No broken bones, remarkably, just bruised pride and a fair dose of cabin fever. She's still in there but that's mainly because none of the specialists who could discharge her have been in much over Christmas and New Year.

About two foot of empty cans and pizza boxes in his global corporate HQ a.k.a. WeWork cubicle

Far be it from me to suggest that you get all your talking points from YouTube videos, but...

More likely:

Deploy the Phoebe

Career-wise, what's the difference?

Oooooonnnn the sixth day of Christmas...

My bosses are German so am I fuck being allowed to finish early. Doesn't mean I'll actually be doing much work though. And the mother-in-law is coming to stay tonight so the delights never end. (I like her really, I just resent having to make the house vaguely presentable.)

Oh, there's a thing, "cupcakes" in their modern iteration. Too much icing, underwhelming cake, yet entire cults have been built up around them (and £££ for them).

I like carrot cake as long as I'm expecting carrot cake and not actual cake.

The approach road to the local Sainsbury's here kindly arrives in the middle of the car park, so you can either turn left to join the queue for a space 30 seconds nearer to the shop, or turn right and... park at your leisure in acres of space. People, man.