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This Year 8 school band playing the stage at the Hunstanton summer festival at the weekend introduced their cover of Summer of '69 with the words "here's one your parents or grandparents might know". Cheeky fuckers.

It's even called "666". Absolutely zero subtlety and all the better for it.

This is like that time Tahiti scored a goal.

I think he mainly wants a Nobel Peace Prize, but that can have unexpected ripple effects

So, how are we all celebrating Dan Hannan Freedom Day? 🥳 https://www.reaction.life/p/britain-looks-like-brexit

The HMHMs, pictured this evening:

Just back from a weekend in Hunstanton. Who needs pintxos in San Sebastian when you can be watching a ropey ABBA tribute band on an open-air stage in Sunny Hunny?

Karen Carpenter?

That ceiling just keeps getting higher.

Because Huckabee texted Trump to tell him he's god's chosen one, basically

We're British, we don't do knowledge.

But on the plus side, Ronnie Radford is still dead

I've heard that before.

I could care less.

I'm aware it's hardly the worst thing they're doing or will do, but the levels of petty shit they're happy to stoop to are truly dispiriting. https://bsky.app/profile/matthewhodson.bsky.social/post/3lqrob67fsk2y

Devastating incident at East Boldon station this morning

I don't know like, you think you're finally free but you'd still get wykiki moaning about his bike ride being held up by your funeral cortege, DEAD CUNTS

It has! That Jimmy Jump arsehole invaded the stage during the Spanish entry in 2010 so they got to perform again at the end. And way back in 1958 the Italian entry - "Volare", no less - was performed again because the still-creaky Eurovision broadcasting network went a bit wrong and some countries didn't get to see it first time round. It still didn't win. "Volare" ffs! There was a stage invader during the UK entry in 2018 too but they decided not to perform again, probably because they knew the song was absolutely hopeless anyway.

We're fine with the Chinese. A great bunch of lads.