Meenzer

We could use the prisons as concentration camps if only they weren't so overcrowded already. I blame liberal judges, the Guardian and Mohammad.

Oh gawd aye.

I'm worried that your avatar hints at what may be to come...

Boumsong appears to be in Garth Crooks' "team of the week" on the BBC website...

Sidsel Ben Semmane - Twist Of Love

And if that doesn't tire you out then just think about the Saarland some more.

Short of going for a ramble through the mindset of political America over at http://www.bartcop.com, I don't really know. Unless you're into jigsaws Or random and faintly pretentious movie reviews Or Internet nostalgia Or schoolyard nostalgia Or blood Or secrets Or, um, stuff

Yeah, but who'd want France? Having to let the Saarland call themselves German was bad enough...

You've seen a map of Germany, right? "Little bit of coast at the top - bit blowy. Join us again tomorrow..."

I've had a diet of German TV for the last 4½ years. I can't wait to get back and get Freeview.

I doubt he speaks much English, but then his German is legendarily shaky too, so that wouldn't necessarily be an immediate barrier... can't see it happening though, ditto Hitzfeld to Stuttgart, you imagine he feels he's very much done the Germany thing at the highest club level now...

I also hear that HTT is "disappointed" with some of his flock. Is N-O turning into some sort of cult with HTT as its spiritual guru? 91848[/snapback] There's something very cult-ish (I said cult) about the 'fellow campaigners' thread over there. 91913[/snapback] You mean this one, especially HTT's first post? http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...ic,14686.0.html There's certainly something biblical about it - the gospel according to HTT. Ironic that he mentions Keegan was worshipped as a God - at least he was actually managing or playing for the club before he became the messiah. 91916[/snapback] That's the one. It's the imperative tone of it that freaks me, ignore this, accept that etc and the way he says to not waste time with non-believers. 'those people are already lost' - to who? Satan? I'd like to see Hitzfeld here too, but we're talking about people sending in a few emails, not killing themselves to ensure passage to heaven for fucks sake. 92085[/snapback] He's promising them 72 virgins, but what he hasn't mentioned is you get to see the virgins in question by clicking on "Member list"...

Nope, though it's a nice coincidence, I won't deny that. "Meenzer" is the local dialect-type-speak for a person from Mainz, which is where I used to live before shifting to Hamburg. I didn't fancy changing my nick to "Hamburger", so Meenzer I am, no matter how geographically inaccurate it may be...

Yes, welcome again, aaalan, and be aware that all new posters have to use this picture as their avatar until they are officially accepted by The Clique:

Shagged more blokes than you though! .....

Depends if HTT's writing it...

Nice place, nice people, expensive beer though.........

Oooo, am I in the g-unit too now? Gerrin!

Christ, is "taking everything literally" part of the straight-edge mantra too?

ever thought i mention 'sex' because all 3 of you bite every single time 91704[/snapback] Sinking to our level? I thought you were above that...

More chance of being hit by a combi boiler repairman's van than being eaten by a non-man-eating crocodile tbh.

A whoo?

"Enter Geoff - a clever man with a big cock. Geoff is the hero, and he has a really big cock."

Mark Lawrenson today: "In terms of who will become their next manager I think it will be one of the high-profile but unsuccessful candidates for the position of England coach." Bugger me, he's not afraid of going out on a limb, is he?