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7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:
What if it was Bruce?
Rather have a pint with Bruce than Klopp, Bruce would get all the drinks free cos he knows the owner and end up in a lock in.
Klopp would expect you to pay for his red wine, tell him how great he is and talk about fucking liverpool all night. The toothy cunt
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1 hour ago, The Fish said:
Howe is way too "High Performance podcast" to have a beer with, Klopp might be a bit of a cunt, but at least he's not dull. And if I stopped drinking with cunts, I'd be drinking alone.
You would rather have a pint with a cunt than the man WHO MANAGES THE TEAM YOU SUPPORT?
Unreal mental acrobatics to justify a terrible take
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2 hours ago, The Fish said:
And look, I don't doubt I'd rather have a pint with Klopp than Howe..
Cataclysmically bad take that
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58 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
He's a keeper, they don't need to. He can be on his phone for a good 75 minutes.
Incorrect.
But Pope is better than ramsdale, we need a younger keeper to push pope next season and take over when necessary
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If we get after these early their arse will fall out, and then their stadium roof will fall in cos it’s pissing down here
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Select group of 84’s winners.
Katy Perry
Scarlett Johansson
Aubrey Plaza
Mart Elizabeth winstead
Claire Foy
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Avril Levigne
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Yeah I’m alive mush.
All very civilised, still a couple of long days drinking but nothing mental.
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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:
No one permanently paralysed?
I was going to make a joke about breaking your lasses back, but I shan’t
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15 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:
i wonder if strawb is sniffing gak off a stripper's arse yet btw
I’m awake and having a turd atm. We took it easy yesterday so we don’t ruin the food today.
Found a decent boozer off Leith walk that was open till 1.
All very civilised so far for all the doubters.
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11 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:
His banter level has decreased recently. He needs to work on that pre-season.
Too busy whipping peaches to the back post for banter
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It’s not going to be a mad one. I’m nearly 40, as are all the lads (7) going. 4 have kids and 1 has kids on the way.
We are going to Tom Kitchins restaurant for some dinner tomorrow and then some drinks.
There will be no strippers, midgets or wacky uniforms.
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3 hours ago, RobinRobin said:
I went on a stag to Prague years ago, the father of the bride went and died in his sleep first night.
Ruined everyone’s weekend the selfish fucker
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28 minutes ago, Renton said:
Where are you having it. Was in York last weekend, the amount of hen parties was off the scale. Wall to wall blart but half of them seemed incontinent.
Anyway, RIP for the stag night. Then RIP for the marriage. Either way you're dead now. 👍
Edinburgh. I went to uni there, I’ve checked on a few of my favourite bars and some of them survived so going to visit my old haunts.
Then probably get pilled off my saggy tits, knowing the lads I’m going with.
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My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all.
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26 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:
How could you forget Dummet?
Honestly forgot he existed
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If we sneak any kind of Europe I don’t think Longstaff will go, we still need to hit the homegrown quota. Only have Longstaff, Anderson and Miley unless I’m missing someone.
Also think Longstaff has been playing injured for the second half of the season, because we are so low on numbers.
A good young goalkeeper is a must for me, Pope isn’t getting any younger. Gillespie isn’t good enough/used as a training keeper, Karius is going back to Italy and Dubravka should leave.
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59 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
I've had a turn off 5Live. Its basically got Karen on saying the Tories are fighting a losing battle because of Brown people in boats, whilst Mandeep from Middlesbrough is fucking AGREEING with her.
No wonder you get so annoyed, there was 3 people in that conversation the lad from boro was slating the tories.
The woman from Manchester and the Asian bloke from Birmingham were the ones agreeing with each other
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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:
"decent when he gets going" sounds like me on the dancefloor.
Sounds like me in bed tbh..
Nah, your right, it doesn’t
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I saw a job advertised at Man Utd, matchday safety officer type thing. So full green book match safety for what 75000 people?
Paying a LOT less than I’m on now building council houses and flats.
Mad cunts
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1 hour ago, ewerk said:
You don’t need to have been an ex-footballer though to see that the challenge above was a penalty. The problem is that there appears to be a very small pool of referees to chose from and why would anyone actually want to be a referee? Most of the time you’re working for no or little money and even if you make it to the professional ranks the money isn’t life changing. The main motivation to me seems to be the same as becoming a bouncer, just having a little bit of control over other people makes them feel like they are someone.
Super dry wearing wanna be coppers who are in the TA. Probably used to be scout leaders.
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32 minutes ago, Alex said:
Aye and you probably need to be already dedicated to becoming a ref when you would otherwise be playing junior football if you ever hope to make it as a PL-level official. It takes that long to progress through the ranks
Imagine the type of nob who knows as a kid they want to be a referee rather than try to be an actual footballer.
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The main problem with VAR is that referees are massive nerds, who never played the game themselves even as kids. So they know the “laws” of the game but don’t know what is and isn’t a foul.
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Think this will be really tight. They will sit really deep I imagine, which we struggle to break down.
If we score early we will win 3-0 otherwise 1-0. Would be happy with either
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Good luck mate, I’ve been operated on loads of times but anyone messing with my eyes really freaks me out for some reason
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2023/24 - Generic NUFC Chat
in Newcastle Forum
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The best way to describe Ashworth is, he looks like he enjoys Rugby.
Like he ended up using middle management speak to luck into a career in football, but would much rather be the fucker who was England rugby manager then ended up sporting director at Southampton for no fucking reason, then they got relegated.
Clive fucking Woodward! That’s Dan Ashworth that. Bet he listens to Bob Mortimers campachuchu bloke and doesn’t see anything wrong.