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strawb last won the day on April 30

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  1. General Random Conversation..

    I drove my dad up to Bamburgh and took him to the potted lobster for lunch on Father’s Day, highly recommended if any of you are ever up that way
  2. What mood are you in and why?

    Every denomination of porn mate. Any and all mediums. Its north of Shetland then? Honestly not heard of it but will ask around, assuming it’s on the thistle field?
  3. What mood are you in and why?

    Oh and I will ask around about the NP mate
  4. What mood are you in and why?

    Depends. It won’t prepare you for getting into a warm bunk after a 20 clem jock, but if you are on a floatel it will probably cover the basics. Apart from the amount of porn.
  5. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Fuck off you actual prick
  6. What mood are you in and why?

    Do you know which rig you are on mate? I might be able to give you a few names for a few faces
  7. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    What the fuck are you talking about you fucking mong?!
  8. Posting a lasses hacked personal photos on a forum is a really great thing to do. Fucking arsehole
  9. Other Games 18/19

    “Congratulations, she’s 13” **this is a meme, I am not saying he is a nonce**
  10. What mood are you in and why?

    They don’t get less incompetent offshore mate
  11. What are you listening to ?

    Is it not a bloke?!
  12. What are you listening to ?

    What sort of fucking hair do is that? “Shave it all off except the front few inches please mate”
  13. The Boxing thread

    Validation for fat cunts everywhere, I’m off to McDonalds
  14. General Random Conversation..

    Be very surprised if they walk away to number 2 without negotiating, especially as they have offered you the job. When I hire I get some mental wage demands from newly qualified people, if we want them we will generally negotiate to get to a point where we are both happy. Is the job worth a pay cut? If not personally I would go high and see what they say.
  15. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    As if anyone of you would turn down mata, or robben for that matter! Better than any players we have had since shearer

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