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strawb last won the day on April 30

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  1. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    I said it years ago on here I think, that the anger and that by fans is really inconsequential. It comes and goes after good/bad runs. The big problem is apathy, that’s where I am and have been for years (with a brief window of supporting Rafa) and I won’t be the only one. Its sad because not only do I not give a fuck what happens to Newcastle United anymore I’m getting bored of football generally because what we used to support isn’t a football club anymore so what’s the point? At at least the memes will be good this year.
  2. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    You calling our lass fat?
  3. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    This could get properly bad here haha
  4. If Margot Robbie had been in it more I probably could have managed one, there was fuck all else going on
  5. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    No clue what will happen, not really arsed either
  6. Saw the new Tarantino, proper wank
  7. Precedent Trump

    Tbf is she was my daughter I would still be bathing her* *this is a joke, even if I am from boro
  8. Try it? I played in goal for Sheffield Wednesday, Sunderland, Hartlepool and Whitby town and had north of England trials as a teenager..
  9. They have to have their feet on the line when the ball is kicked don’t they? Also it’s pretty impossible to dive left or right without moving forwards at least a little bit, so whoever came up with that idea has never play in goal.
  10. General Random Conversation..

    Peaky blinders isn’t a tv show, it’s a sounding horn to allow people to spot cunts when they start wearing tweed and flat caps.
  11. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Methinks? Fuck off
  12. What mood are you in and why?

    Congrats mate
  13. What are you drinking?

    Is that them in Huddersfield? Their tap house place is a good day out
  14. What are you drinking?

    Gillian Anderson does things to me.
  15. Excel People

    =SUMIF((a1:a30)=‘smith’) something along them lines, been a while

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