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Out on a limb here, arse sex (with a woman - never tried it with a lad might be better) is massively overrated.

I drink loads of water too, pints and pints of it. I’m fine through the night, but if I have one lager I’m up twice at least. Life fucking ruins everything fun.

I know we have hardly come roaring out the blocks but the window only opened 16th June and is open till 1st Sept. It was also widely reported we were waiting for some PSR shite to change on the 1st of July, which was literally yesterday.

Sorry mate, I try not to get involved in conversations that I’m outmatched in. But you called whataboutism earlier, this is pure whataboutism. Its not forgotten about at all, by anyone. And it does come across as Jewish paranoia.

Tooj nailed it, page 1.

Think it’s class personally, and the behind the scenes video was mint too

Standard Thursday night 7 a side at goals in Boro underneath the A19 flyover

I had ball cancer the first time so half of Salford and Manchester have seen my cock and balls during inspections. I really didn’t enjoy a doctor bringing in two what looked to me teenage girls, who were apparently trainee doctors. If they have to learn I suppose it best be on the smallest cock in town so they can get used to it.

Yeah I get it, the weird lass from holiday is more exciting that Melissa from Shildon. But you know what Melissa can do. I wanted to mute this thread ages ago, I should have just ignored it

Couldn’t give a fuck. It’s not my money

Mental to me that some randoms from shite leagues are more exciting to some people than proven premier league players. We have seen what Howe does with run of the mill premier league players (like Burn) he turns them into international players. Are all of our first 11 internationals now? Apart from Murphy who should be. We have the best manager in the league at developing players. He has targets that he thinks he can develop. We should give him the grace the buy the players he wants and develop them.

Not me but my mams best friends daughter who I grew up with has been given a year to live, only 45 with two young daughters. Im here worrying about being a bit over weight, not sure it’s worth the stress tbh. Might get fat as fuck and happy.

Here’s one off the wire from Boro. Hayden Hackney, centre mid, England u21. Probably nowt in it mind

Included transfers organised last summer and some that aren’t even done in that list man

Don’t blame you now I’m here, it’s a lot chiller here than in Bilbao and the food is nicer from what I’ve seen

Quansah looks like he’s off to Jormany. So there’s one premier league only transfer for people to pretend to be annoyed about missing out on.

Better for your marriage

Oh and some mirror sunglasses cos some of the senoritas are fucking outstanding

Getting to Ayresome park was sketchy as fuck tbf, through some of the roughest parts of Boro.

It’s fucking class, 40 degrees currently so I’m sweating my pig tits off. The food is great, but it’s quite difficult to understand if you don’t speak a bit of Spanish cos there’s hardly a place with a menu. You either guess or ask. Everyone speaks great English though if you are struggling. The tourist areas are quite small or close together so a 3 day job would probably do. Guggenheim was cool, parks are class and ignoring my point above bring some comfy shoes cos we did nearly 13 miles walking around yesterday. /judith chalmers

That would be a class signing, Brighton fans think he is future captain material

Isn’t Tosin about 27?

Going to San Sebastián on Thursday, want your jaw testing?

I’ve never touched the smack actually