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Here’s one off the wire from Boro. Hayden Hackney, centre mid, England u21. Probably nowt in it mind

Included transfers organised last summer and some that aren’t even done in that list man

Don’t blame you now I’m here, it’s a lot chiller here than in Bilbao and the food is nicer from what I’ve seen

Quansah looks like he’s off to Jormany. So there’s one premier league only transfer for people to pretend to be annoyed about missing out on.

Better for your marriage

Oh and some mirror sunglasses cos some of the senoritas are fucking outstanding

Getting to Ayresome park was sketchy as fuck tbf, through some of the roughest parts of Boro.

It’s fucking class, 40 degrees currently so I’m sweating my pig tits off. The food is great, but it’s quite difficult to understand if you don’t speak a bit of Spanish cos there’s hardly a place with a menu. You either guess or ask. Everyone speaks great English though if you are struggling. The tourist areas are quite small or close together so a 3 day job would probably do. Guggenheim was cool, parks are class and ignoring my point above bring some comfy shoes cos we did nearly 13 miles walking around yesterday. /judith chalmers

That would be a class signing, Brighton fans think he is future captain material

Isn’t Tosin about 27?

Going to San Sebastián on Thursday, want your jaw testing?

I’ve never touched the smack actually

Impossible, I eyeball everyone I see. Man, woman and child, it’s how I was raised. Assert dominance

No idea who those two are

Sat in the lounge at Manchester airport waiting for our flights to Bilbao, can’t fucking wait

Think that silly bollocks still lives in Yarm. It’s quite nice but surely you go back to fucking Valencia or somewhere?

I’ve been at my mams all week cos she’s had a little op, I’ve just had to sit through the same fucking dirge. I could have left the room like you but preferred to shout bullshit every time one of those talking head quims came on. She managed the estate did she? Fuck off

Is there a way to mute a thread on here? I know I shouldn’t just come in, but I just click next unread and end up here

I deffo got multiple emails, because I debated fucking it off. Have you checked your spam folder?

He’s also on 300k a week

Maybe mate. Wouldn’t bet on it but you might be right

Not only did he have the most clean sheets last season, he broke the record and had an 85%ish save percentage which is elite. I still wouldn’t bring him in as first choice.

Thanks, thought I was going mental there

Disagree, Trafford wasn’t ready for the prem last time he played in it. Really risky to go into the season with him as first choice. A season on loan playing regularly in the prem would do him wonders.

I don’t think we were ever that bothered, just agent talk to get him a move. Still suspect Trafford will sign but likely spend the season at Burnley if he’s going to be first choice there.