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The health and safety at work act has been in place since 1974, the stupid cunt

I think Tonali is more likely to take Longstaffs position tbh

I was invited to a 3 way once when we were all on cowies, I couldn’t get it up (obviously) so I just watched a couple necking on for a bit then went in the garden, smokes loads of fags and drank sweet as fuck cups of tea. Probably (but not definitely) the weirdest evening of my life.

Either but probably the latter in our system

I bought a diesel, treated myself to a Q5 because I do a LOT of motorway miles. There is a clean air zone in discussion in Manchester now so I might have fucked myself. I will get an electric at some point but I don’t have a drive/garage so the infrastructure isn’t there yet

Future Italy captain to go with Bruno as future Brazilian captain, not bad

I’ve had my ID robbed or whatever, some fucker has opened credit accounts in my name and ordered loads of women’s clothes and shite furniture. The silly cunt didn’t change the delivery address so it’s all arrived to me. I’ve been on the phone all day to millions of different places trying to sort it, I am on hold so I’m sat on the settee looking out the front window and some cunt kid just rides his bike straight into my car and scratches it all down the side…

Should see the size of that fucker now man

And anyone else thinking about it/doing it

Good luck Tom

Yeah that’s what I would do, but it’s probably for the best for us that I’m not paid to make these decisions. Not going to be easy reorganising an Ashley squad tbh

With the contract news yesterday, I think this will be the 23 man squad, with no incoming transfers. What happens after that I have no idea. GKS Pope Karius Gillespie DFs Trippier Schar Lascelles Botman Dummett Targett Burn Ashby MFs Almiron ASM Gordon Ritchie Anderson Willock Bruno Joelinton Longstaff Murphy CFs Wilson Isak

He class, small but dirty as fuck. All about this if it happens

Does Gillespie count as home grown for European squad spots?

Imagine if his brother does end up at the mackems. Christmas dinner will be good chat.

Mate if I’m Francesco Totti, I’m going all out on living my best life until I die. If that involves getting out of shape then so be it

Your mother pushed a visitor who hired her boat, into the sea, and left him?

They are a Sunderland 18/19 year old tbh

Because I’m a sad act I’ve been watching England goalkeeper training on YouTube. As a lad who played in goal, Pickford is better than we give him credit for. But, Henderson is technically the best England goalkeeper. He is excellent. Whats weird to me about it though is the lack of crack between them, we used to have competitions and call each other worse than shit and there’s none of that

Good luck mate. I honestly have no idea, I’m going to take her to the jewellery quarter in Birmingham and close my eyes. Deal with consequences on my deathbed probably

I know there is nicer looking lasses about but I’ve always thought I would enjoy flinging one up her immensely

Yeah they’ve been cack. Absurd penalty aside they’ve created nowt

It’s mainly for the pizza oven to rest on, so I can continue my quest to be the worlds fattest man

I fucking need city to win this, her dads a red and he chats enough toss as it is