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strawb

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  1. 39 minutes ago, ewerk said:

    Maybe he is showing signs of anxiety due to being separated from his master and being left with a dog hating dick?

    Read the start of my second sentence. 

     

    His “master” fobs him off on anyone he can every weekend so I doubt it.

  2. Looking after our lasses’ brothers dog. I love proper dogs but this guy is a little creep, scared of everything, never leaves your side, doesn’t like a play fight or playing with his toys, fuck all.

     

    Tries to lick your face all the fucking time and yaps at everything.

     

    He got on my nerves so much last night I was sarcastic to him, like he has a clue the idiot.

  3. 9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

    I don’t think the average age on here is much below 40. We’ve been bickering and taking the piss out of each other on one iteration of this forum or another for the best part of 20 years.

    Aye I’m only messing, I’m 35 in a few days anyway

  4. 17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

    i was really enjoying it until the final scene, where he decided to rewrite history again. and the pornographic violence just left a bad taste in the mouth. it was gratuitous, even by his standards. who wants to see an

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    middle aged man beat a women to death by repeatedly smashing her head in? 

    wrongun

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    He had a pretty racist impression of Bruce Lee get battered by a stuntman, just so Pitt could make that manslaughter joke. There were whole scenes that were totally pointless - Margot Robbie going and watching her own movie for about 20 minutes and nowt happens. It was toss.

     

  5. 1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

    Strawb would have to use crayons to fill a book in.

    You chat incessant shite, talk about professional athletes being cowards constantly and lie about a military career. I feel bad for your family you mouth breathing cunt

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