Shaun

I feel like Alexander the Great, but instead of Indians, I have Mexicans.

Emzy must be blowing his load all over the place atm.

GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL

Debate me on my Neanderthal beliefs

Burnt my mouth it's instablistered.

Why is the new S4 labelled as a 'life companion' That's really fucking sad.

I like the Canadian accent. It always sounds like they are asking a question.

I hope b-hop schools that sheep shagger before he retires.

I just voted for T.S., I ♥ U (Transsexual Performer of the Year) for #TheFannys 2013 http://t.co/0C1LUnQ4Ww

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Benfica vs Newcastle #UELdraw

I can't believe Newcastle are into the qtr-finals.

Watching an alligator eat it's baby

I find shaven pussy revolting.

I used to play cricket before it was mainstream

Uh Oh! Heated Floyd Mayweather vs. Guerrero Face Off: http://t.co/OwLREtkyET via @youtube

Ballgirl blunders as she picks up ball that was still in play | World of Sport - Yahoo! Eurosport UK http://t.co/yrDJBeL3gW

I'm addicted to this game on facebook. It's like yu-gi-oh

Black on black love is beautiful

... the human race.

Timmy 'THE BEAST' http://t.co/PfPPVShhTt

Tigres got styled on

Making some chilli for dinner.