Cairnsy

Heroin dealing Grandad on ITV haha!

RT @garabaCM: I'm a wannabe twitterfamous fag. #ChengeOut

There's genuinely #SAFC fans talking about challenging for the title in the near future. They've won two games...they call us deluded...

#IfWeWonTheLeague I'd still find something to whinge about. #pessimist #NUFC

Fair play to whoever hacked Fifa's and Blatter's accounts. That is the best use of hacking I have ever seen on Twitter.

Fuck it, I'll say it. The Russian National anthem is class. Hate me.

Always end up watching MOTD on BBC Wales cos I always end up missing the start of it in England.

Got to say @Fulhamareshit is my new favourite parody account.

Where was this guy when we needed him? Ivanovic should have took note. #Suarez http://t.co/jWPz6JuRrp

"I have played at Liverpool, I hav played in the Maracana, Boca Juniors but this is the best place in the world when you are winning." #NUFC

Hansen and Shearer obv having marital problems.

No Easy Way Out! #RockyIV

How many self implosions have we had this season? Sure our players get fined for crossing the half way line when we're winning #NUFC

I wouldn't be gutted if we sold Cabaye in the summer. Him and Sissoko can't play in the same team imo. May as well cash in on one of them.

Just want the match to hurry up so I can have something to whinge about. #NUFC

To be honest, I think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch!

People listing players 'better' than Carrick. Doesn't that just show good he is considering he regularly performs better than many of them.

Is this Pirlo rumour true? Just I remember back to the Steed Malbranque story when it turned out he didn't even have a son!

Speedway is so underrated.

I'd rather have Swansea and Cardiff in the Premier League who can actually fill their stadiums then teams such as Wigan.

People need to understand that not all Muslims are terrorists and that not all terrorists are Muslims. Them blasted Muslim IRA! #sarcasm

I hate wannabe football hooligans. Jumping up and down behind police lines. Remove the police they'd run the other way.

I'm tired now but can't sleep, yet in the morning I'll still be tired but won't be able to wake up..

Might watch the Welsh BBC One cos I enjoyed MOTD2 so much I may as well watch it again.

What annoys me most about these 'Newcastle Thugs' is that they probs weren't even at the game. #NUFC