Cairnsy

People listing players 'better' than Carrick. Doesn't that just show good he is considering he regularly performs better than many of them.

To be honest, I think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch!

Just want the match to hurry up so I can have something to whinge about. #NUFC

I wouldn't be gutted if we sold Cabaye in the summer. Him and Sissoko can't play in the same team imo. May as well cash in on one of them.

How many self implosions have we had this season? Sure our players get fined for crossing the half way line when we're winning #NUFC

No Easy Way Out! #RockyIV

Hansen and Shearer obv having marital problems.

"I have played at Liverpool, I hav played in the Maracana, Boca Juniors but this is the best place in the world when you are winning." #NUFC

Where was this guy when we needed him? Ivanovic should have took note. #Suarez http://t.co/jWPz6JuRrp

Got to say @Fulhamareshit is my new favourite parody account.

Always end up watching MOTD on BBC Wales cos I always end up missing the start of it in England.

Fuck it, I'll say it. The Russian National anthem is class. Hate me.

Fair play to whoever hacked Fifa's and Blatter's accounts. That is the best use of hacking I have ever seen on Twitter.

#IfWeWonTheLeague I'd still find something to whinge about. #pessimist #NUFC

There's genuinely #SAFC fans talking about challenging for the title in the near future. They've won two games...they call us deluded...

RT @garabaCM: I'm a wannabe twitterfamous fag. #ChengeOut

Heroin dealing Grandad on ITV haha!

Can't believe I didn't buy a Benfica ticket in my ST seat. Hint hint someone give me theirs! XD #NUFC

Just realised it's April 10th.. #NorthKoreaWatch

#unpopularopinion Don't find KSI funny....more annoying if anything.

One Direction still need practice. This is how you wear a Newcastle United shirt like 'True Geordie.' #Greggs http://t.co/al9Nr1B5sS

"Ncastle got all the money in the T&W development scheme" Drives past Angel of the North "What a waste of money" It's in Gateshead...

Going for a tackle and pulling a Phil Jones face #footballproblems http://t.co/chuIG5mlUc

I have to be up in 4 hours. It's Saturday tomorrow. That shouldn't even be allowed.

Milwall plastics kicking off. 'Ard Cants!