Kitman

I reckon Bruce would be off to Saudi if he was offered a sweet gig. Imagine the Al-Kebabi fans excitement as their new coach hoves into view in a generously proportioned tracksuit - sweating heavily, purple faced and with a knotted white hankie on his head

I wish him all the best. The club may have outgrown him now but he was invaluable under Ashley, and for that I'm grateful.

Celebrate good times with Kuol & Garang I'll let myself out

Imo there's no way he'd have gone there if we or another CL club were in for him. The noise was probably just put out there to get Villa to commit.

He's right though, it doesn't seem like a problem at all

The shooting thing was horrible, but the bloke sounded completely mad. Seems to have been a completely random event, I doubt he even knew the world cup was on (tbf neither did I lol)

The thing that strikes me is that some of the players aren't in their twilight years. So it's all about the money really, I can't think of any footballing reason to go there. Personally I'd rather see out my career in the US than KSA. Although you stand a higher chance of being shot or unlawfully detained in the US, especially as a person of colour.

I expect they heard it from a local historian

Stephane Guivarch btw to those who dont recognise him. A good old fashioned flop, now selling swimming pools. Or piscines in French, which sums up his performances for the toon.

Congrats Strawb!

They might loan him back to us

He dribbles but doesn't finish?

Apparently he's 22 but looks more like 32 in that picture imho

Exactly. Rich man gets pay rise - hold the front page!

They need to be careful, you can catch corvid from crows

What's the stat for aimlessly dribbling into a blind alley and giving the ball away? Or is that just general "creativity"?

Still younger than me. Happy birthday old timer!

Btw "mum's attic" is not a euphemism, MF

Tbh I don't think most of the window lickers on RTG have been out of their mum's attic, let alone out of Sunderland. So it's natural that they have zero perspective on, well, everything.

So many links and none of them his. It's almost as if he sits there googling transfer news all day...

He'd be running away as fast as his bone spurs would carry him, leaving his troops to carry the can