Kitman

You could go there buy the chair but refuse to stop for meatballs #thatllshowthemswedes

I think it's all about his agent. I don't doubt he wants to go to Liverpool, and he might even be a bit of a sulky wanker, but what we're seeing is his agent's shady contract breaking tactics to force a move....very extreme boat burning stuff

No doubt the bought and paid for media will get increasingly shrill and hysterical as the end of the window approaches, before it SLAMS SHUT

When you've set our star striker and the media against us, in a bid to get a knockdown price, we can quote you whatever the fuck we like. We're under no obligation to play fair with dishonourable cunts.

If we can sell him for decent wedge to an overseas club I'd be delighted. It would also show we won't stand for being treated like mugs....as you say the outrage that we refused to take it up the chufter like good little boys would be delicious. Isak deserves to rot in the reserves really but if we can ship him overseas and forget about him, and use the money to kick on as a club, that draws a line under the whole thing.

Paqueta for the hat trick

Bit of a gamble I'd say

Did Nicola sign for the lasses in the end?

Absolutely, most of them are just leaches on their clients and it's in their interest to engineer moves and commissions which sucks money out of the game. Apparently Isak's dodgy agent is banned by a couple of clubs already over his crooked conduct. I cant imagine we'll have anything to do with him after this.

Yeah Villa would embargo him playing against them. Not that Howe tends to play new players from the off anyway

His agent seems to be a massive crook and a horrible self interested cunt. Typical agent in other words

Maybe that's why he's been so hysterically trying to get his move - in his mind it's a sliding door moment? He certainly wont get much service dropped from the team and training on his own....

Wow that's quick. I can only assume a bonesaw was delivered to each member of the recruitment team

You get less time for a murder conviction

Parish has been an arsehole to us, so I've had a snigger at his expense.

I assumed 'in reeth' was a euphemism. Or a person

Im not watching that shite but what relevance does us 'knowing our place' have to Isak's sale or otherwise? The club and its owners will do what they want to do, it's got fuck all to do with our opinion.

Hopefully it was pinned to a sheep's head and thrown through the front door at Anfield

If the owners have turned Liverpool down properly, I wouldnt be surprised if they signed Wissa instead. That would put us in our place.

Liverpool are the last club I want to sell Isak too. They've set out to undermine our player and club from the shadows so they can get him on the cheap. It's all been very staged and deliberate, they're a nasty bunch of disrespectful cunts trying to bully us into selling to them on their terms. I'm hoping we show some pride and just turn our backs on them.

This is my fear tbh