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Kitman last won the day on July 20 2018

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About Kitman

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  • Birthday 01/07/1967

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  1. Rafa Benitez

    He’ll be off. And who can blame him? Throwing him a bone won’t make a difference when he’s been cynically starved of cash for the squad, training ground and academy throughout his tenure.
  2. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

  3. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Are the rules only available in the secret forum?
  4. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    Absolutely no reason to buy anyone after tonight’s performance. It would just be an unnecessary use of Mike’s funds which are desperately needed to buy up failing high st stores
  5. Rafa Benitez

    It’s also disappointing Benitez isn’t spending any money on transfers. What’s going on Rafa?! We’re crying out for investment in new blood and our manager is doing nothing to bring new players in! Sad!
  6. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    That’s exactly how I feel. Meh meh and triple meh
  7. Rafa Benitez

    Why is Rafa always “reaching breaking point” in these articles? Pretty sure he got past that point quite some time ago....
  8. Rafa Benitez

    I’m sure Wisey will have an old mate who can do a much better job than that Spanish cahnt
  9. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    I predict a couple of loanees and an average foreign player for buttons in a position we don’t need to fill.
  10. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I’ve long believed he has no intention of selling us unless it’s at an absolute rip off price.
  11. Just what I was thinking. Tragic news.
  12. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Some mackem folklore no doubt
  13. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I think that’s right. Ashley has no intention whatsoever of selling; realistically only a massive heart attack or a Matthew Harding type event will liberate us. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone but I wouldn’t be sad if it happened either
  14. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    He’ll be counting down the months before he can fuck off to a proper club

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