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Kitman last won the day on July 20 2018

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About Kitman

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  • Birthday 01/07/1967

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  1. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Thats one Alt-ernative
  2. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Hes obviously lost Ctrl
  3. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    This sums up our club now tbh. Staying up is an “achievement”. And staying up is about as good as Bruce will get (fwiw I believe we’ll get relegated by Bruce sooner or later). If you bother to compare Bruce’s record with Benitez, you might see why some people were interested in Rafa’s “rusty bullet-hole”. Other than his good looks and tidy appearance ofc.
  4. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Thats the fella!
  5. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    hopefully they send a meth snorting psycho like the bloke off the first series of Breaking Bad. Who will stick a large knife up his jacksy.
  6. Other games 2019/2020

    Or noo zillund
  7. She seems very talented
  8. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Let’s not get carried away. We had 31% possession against a shit team. At home.
  9. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Because his way - if anyone can work out what the fuck that is - is so much better
  10. I second Wykikitoon’s post. We’re finished as a real football club with Ashley as owner and every game between now and when he fucks off is pretty meaningless. Bruce is a terrible terrible manager and we’ll go down this season (and deserve it).
  11. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Yes, unfortunately it rings true for me. He’s got no interest in selling. I think we’ll only be free of him if his health catches up with him or his helicopter fails.
  12. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    A mate of mine was in London a couple of weeks back at a Freshfields function and spoke to a bloke who works at one of the biggest private equity firms in the City. They got to talking about football and my mate mentioned he’s a toon fan. The guy said that his firm had prepared a bid and approached Ashley about buying the club, but he was so difficult to deal with that they quickly dropped their interest. Could be bullshit but the PE guy had no reason to lie.
  13. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    They are all going in the same direction. Down the shitter.
  14. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    It’s almost like he’s a shit old pisspot that nobody rated. Still let's give him a chance, eh?
  15. The result and performance were pretty much as expected with Bruce in charge. Totally out of his depth.

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