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Kitman last won the day on July 20 2018

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About Kitman

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  • Birthday 01/07/1967

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  1. January transfer window

    aka “value for money” If we really did spunk 40 million on joelinton, I doubt there will be much spending on transfers if any.
  2. Joelinton

    The articles posted by J69 reminds me of john dahl tomasson, someone who we all thought was a dog shit striker until he moved to a club that actually understood where and how to play him. Im not saying he will have as successful a career as JDT but surely Joelinton can’t be this bad.
  3. tudor brown sauce v walkers pickled onion

    Players just need to harden up and play through these soft tissue injuries, just like our old skool managers did in their day
  4. Happy New Year

    Happy 2020 everybody! We’re first cab off the rank in NZ. Hope you and yours have a happy and healthy new year and new decade.
  5. Death List 2020

    Shane Macgowan
  6. The Laurent Robert thread

    Robson bandwagon jumper!
  7. The Official 19/20 Cup Run

    I predict this will be a short lived thread
  8. Thatcher and Hillsborough

    Disgusting. Terrible for the families that they will never get justice for what happened
  9. Vile Cunts v Bruce's Band of Bastards

    Surprised it wasn’t more than two. Par for the course really. Assuming the course is a fucking shit show presided over by a pissed up washed up dinosaur with a sheeps head.
  10. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Thats one Alt-ernative
  11. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Hes obviously lost Ctrl
  12. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    This sums up our club now tbh. Staying up is an “achievement”. And staying up is about as good as Bruce will get (fwiw I believe we’ll get relegated by Bruce sooner or later). If you bother to compare Bruce’s record with Benitez, you might see why some people were interested in Rafa’s “rusty bullet-hole”. Other than his good looks and tidy appearance ofc.
  13. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Thats the fella!
  14. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    hopefully they send a meth snorting psycho like the bloke off the first series of Breaking Bad. Who will stick a large knife up his jacksy.
  15. Other games 2019/2020

    Or noo zillund

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