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Kitman last won the day on July 20 2018

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About Kitman

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  • Birthday 01/07/1967

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  1. he usually manages to insult everyone.
  2. Ashley & Rafa The Meeting

    Thought I’d cheer everyone up
  3. Ashley & Rafa The Meeting

    My base line expectation is that Rafa will leave because we won’t be in to sign anybody decent, including Rondon. There will be a dirty media campaign in the face of fan protests, with unattributed quotes from club sources citing Rafa’s unreasonable demands and implying that he was far too greedy. Everyone from the club will be on holiday for ages. Eventually we will replace Rafa with a hasbeen/wannabee, too late in the day to sign anyone but some free transfers or loanees, with Rafa being blamed for ruining the club’s transfer window. The club will be in the relegation places come xmas at which point Ashley will finally throw some cash at transfers in a bid to stave off relegation and fan protests. Nobody who’s any good will be available or want to sign. A long relegation battle will follow with Rafas replacement being sacked after the transfer window closes and an improvement in results fails to appear. Anything better than this and I’ll be chuffed.
  4. Ashley & Rafa The Meeting

    One of them being Charnley
  5. mackem messageboard gold

    Making it to the L1 play off final is a great achievement for a club of their stature
  6. mackem messageboard gold

    I’m sure the former chairman of Eastleigh FC has many billionaires queueing up to invest in his latest lower league project with, er, massive potential
  7. mackem messageboard gold

    Lets hope they haven’t shit on them then
  8. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I hope the fucker loses all of it. Then he might sell us
  9. Salomon Rondon

    Doesn’t fit the profile. The profile doesnt include being class obviously.
  10. Yes Gemmill...

    I remember Kenny Everett more than him. I think he ended up being more famous for the hamster headline than anything else. RIP anyway
  11. What mood are you in and why?

    It probably involves seagulls
  12. Other Games 18/19

    If I lived in madrid I would be booking a few days away right now
  13. Other Games 18/19

    Yup. Two teams with shithouse supporters with a large dollop of media bias. No doubt it will be a “famous” night. Great.
  14. mackem messageboard gold

    Pretty obvious him and methven were complete fucking chancers hoping to make a quick buck out of Short’s disastrous exit. Reading RTG is like listening to people trying to convince themselves that the “Nigerian prince” they’ve paid is going to come through with the millions he promised.
  15. mackem messageboard gold

    I’m not sure what point he’s making. Despite being on their uppers, surely they’ve had more money to spend than anyone else in their division?

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