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Aye. Fucking jokers. It must be dead frustrating to be a fan and know this is the shit they're going to pull. Although Brighton have just gone 3-2 up v West Ham. Let them get it out of their system.

Das Powerhaus.

Eunuch it is.

They're relegated anyway, just by virtue of losing to us. Even if West Ham lost (it's now back to 2-2) they'd be 15 points behind with 12 left to play for.

I'd like to see Wilson get a goal. Might be his last for the club.

Get in. Although I was expecting a much more insane celebration. Popular scorer with his teammates though, they all seem to love him.

Brighton getting beat at home by West Ham too. Hopefully they've got the flip flops on by the time we play them.

Tindall straight in the fourth official's ear about that.

Was saying last week about Fulham being the quintessential mid table tools down lads. They've just managed an equaliser in the 72nd minute vs Southampton. They're a fucking joke in the last 10 or so games of the season, if they're around about mid table.

Classic volleyball move, he was setting it up for someone to run in and slam it into the net.

Aye. I was getting myself worked up about Chelsea earlier but we just need to keep taking care of our own results.

Lovely stuff. A couple more would give us a 3 goal advantage over Chelsea.

I nearly posted the exact same thing. The cheeky cunts to put that in their little reel.

Van Dijk segment presumably took precedent.

Sky Sports NZ seem like a real professional outfit. Came back from ads after the second half had kicked off.

I pronounce it eunuch, so Renton's use of "a" is fine with me.

Sky Sports Aus/NZ have a special feature on Van Dijk for a half time treat. Mr Tit Sweat Gab Marcotti* waxing lyrical. *the same bloke who proudly declared himself "not an Eddie Howe guy" after we pumped Liverpool at Wembley. Is that cos you're a fat know-nowt pig, "Gab"?

You know you've just got a shit ref when both sets of fans will be livid with him.

Pleased about that. Didn't fancy it getting to the hour mark still at 0-0.

Get in. He just hits it so powerfully that it doesn't matter that it was a bit close to the keeper.

Enciso walking away like a guilty man here.

Ridiculous to give yellows there. Some of these refs are thick as fuck.

Nah, he's not one for fake news.

Not easy this prediction game, eh?

Joelinton off to see a specialist about his knee today.