Gejon
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what age are ya? can't still be growing lol
still shorter than me shortarse
31, she's always worn flats due to her dwarf like family making her paranoid about being 'so tall'.
Make the most of it, I'll be 6ft 8 by October.
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I have a woman and I'm 6ft tall, take that suckers!
But seriously me an 'er were exactly the same height but I tower over her now. Maybe the diet tips CT gave me about "growing a few inches" have worked but I genuinely am a few inches taller than her now and she hasn't noticeably shrunk.
*Beats chest, stares around menacingly, walks off with collar pulled up*
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We all knew I was a modern miracle anyway but now we have another reason to prove this. My lass is tall for her sex (5ft 10, height taken at docs & one of those machines etc..) but now I tower a good 2-3 inches over her.
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I'm out for six, back to my pals where there's a few round to watch it for about nine. Really hope it's over in the first round with the first couple of punches as I can't stand boxing any more.
You'll enjoy this one
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I hope by jailed they mean put into a mental hospital.
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Anyone bothering with Froch - Groves II THE ULTIMATE AND MOST BIGGEST SPORTING EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND?
I'm tempted out of boredom....
Have you see the first fight (its on that tube place), unless something unexpected happens it should be a brilliant fight.
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I think I have now perfecting the art of blocking out 95% of what she says but picking up on the odd point so I can agree or ask a follow up question. Seems to be working so far.
I've gone the opposite way, followed up every boring sentence with "yeah" so she gets the idea that I'm not really bothered. I am getting some pretty good results at the moment, don't think it will be long until we can have normal people conversations.
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Straight swap for Onuoha and Hoillet. Done!
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The epitome of cult hero.
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well Christianity was still pretty bizarre 1500 years after it was started - burning witches, burning heretics, strangling unbeleivers, fighting crusades,
In fact it's still pretty bizarre
Isalm will sell out and settle down and you'll be left with the odd nutter in the Free Islamic Movement of Jeddha
Yeah those new fangled Islamists.
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Is that some messed up attempt at a Union Jack?
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I thought they were recruited just to keep us amused.
Coming over here, taking CT's jobs! (the looneys, not the Islamists).
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Ah womblemaster, that's the one.
Full on weirdo, not a Parky 'weirdo' where he pretends to believe this stuff for a bit of a laugh.
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They get banned somewhere else and just as we've hounded out the current one here the next one shows up really.
i chased off wolfy so it's someone elses turn
Somewhere else is probably Newcastle-Online
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I knew it must have been some sort of quota
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Why is there always one of these posters on the forum?
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I just don't understand conspiracy theorists.
Open your mind maaaaaaaaan!
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'Just the tip, baby' in a Mexican accent.
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The wife, like you two, is a bit OCDC when it comes to toast and every part must be covered.
For me, toast is usually covered with beans, egg etc so whilst spreading I am usually salivating at what's to come. Time spent sorting the corners is time not eating.
Yeah we're proper strange thinking spreading things evenly is the way to go
Do you just paint a square metre of a wall and think "Fuck it, that'll do, it'll only have beans all over it later!"
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You've got to get in the corners, man! You're leaving far too many dry spots and you're just inconveniencing yourself.
This.
Real pet hate of mine when someone makes me toast/sandwiches and there is a clump of butter in the middle and dry bread round the edges.
Given how much CT loves a buttered slice I don't understand how he hasn't mastered this yet
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A bit yellow, a lot runny. Don't eat too much bad food in the week any more which means the weekend takeaway has a significant effect on my post-weekend pooping!
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The owner of a NBA team telling his girlfriend that he didn't want her associating with blacks or bringing them to his team's games.
A NBA team.
Black people play basketball now? PC gone mad!
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I don't understand why you seem to think chickens smell so much, they're chickens ffs!
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