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About Gejon

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  1. 31, she's always worn flats due to her dwarf like family making her paranoid about being 'so tall'. Make the most of it, I'll be 6ft 8 by October.
  2. I have a woman and I'm 6ft tall, take that suckers! But seriously me an 'er were exactly the same height but I tower over her now. Maybe the diet tips CT gave me about "growing a few inches" have worked but I genuinely am a few inches taller than her now and she hasn't noticeably shrunk. *Beats chest, stares around menacingly, walks off with collar pulled up*
  3. We all knew I was a modern miracle anyway but now we have another reason to prove this. My lass is tall for her sex (5ft 10, height taken at docs & one of those machines etc..) but now I tower a good 2-3 inches over her.
  4. You'll enjoy this one
  5. I hope by jailed they mean put into a mental hospital.
  6. Have you see the first fight (its on that tube place), unless something unexpected happens it should be a brilliant fight.
  7. I've gone the opposite way, followed up every boring sentence with "yeah" so she gets the idea that I'm not really bothered. I am getting some pretty good results at the moment, don't think it will be long until we can have normal people conversations.
  8. Straight swap for Onuoha and Hoillet. Done!
  9. The epitome of cult hero.
  10. Yeah those new fangled Islamists.
  11. Coming over here, taking CT's jobs! (the looneys, not the Islamists).
  12. Ah womblemaster, that's the one. Full on weirdo, not a Parky 'weirdo' where he pretends to believe this stuff for a bit of a laugh.