TheMoog

As I recall we tried to sign him at the same time that Rangers went for him, he chose them over us.

I heard it was a guy who'd woken from a coma, he'd been under since the back end of 1996 and was distraught at how things had gone at the club

Should have slapped the little git

I don't think Dacourt would join us, didn't he have a big fall-out with Joey Barton ages ago?

All my dreams...

We need a Santiago Munez or a Glen Harris

Just got and seen the result, was more dismayed that Carroll played with that haircut... but if it means he scores more he can keep it

He was never in a million years worth the money they paid for him, they should be lucky to get half of it back.

It's upside down and hairy? And it can bite if it doesn't like you Sure I saw a film trailer about that...

Cracked I'd say after reading that - as bad as the Keegan rant imo.

The question is are we outnumbered anywhere that it actually counts though? No.

Oh dear... Kinnear's ramblings have obviously started to affect the players more than we realised!

Not nearly as amusing as some of the wums of recent times, it's like they can't be bothered.

Black, short-haired domestic with long whiskers and green eyes

What makes these weird UFO spotters think that a UFO would be lit up as one light? Surely any craft would be made of some sort of solid material, probably a metal - why would the whole thing be glowing? These things might have the odd light or two like any terrestrial aircraft but I can't imagine that they'd be one big light if they actually existed... ... I think I've thought about that too much.

Mr Alien probably let his wife drive.

This is the thing, they're not civilised cultures, you can't say that though because it's not 'pc' Imo, fucking primitives of no use.

Take a razor to the cunt's fingertips, let's see how well he texts when he can't press the buttons.

It'd never happen, we're not lucky enough to get rid of Smith.

The annoying thing is even though goalkeeping is about the most specialised position on the field it also tend to be the least valued for some reason - how many decent goalies go for top money? Not that many. I'd like to think we could push for a lot more than £8m but realistically it's probably unlikely. I think he'd regret going to Man City just because they're a nothing club, even with their money they'll always be in the shadow of Man Utd. Spurs are the same with Arsenal, I think Arsenal is his only likely destination unless he's lost his senses.

Let's face it, he plays for a chump team in a pub league, he's hardly going to be amazing

I doubt they'll want rid of their club captain, not for £5m

Stopeet man. Tbh it was the first thing that I thought when I r...r... r... read the article, G... G... Granville.

Aye, just watching it myself - he seems to be a right little turd, to be fair to the others they seem to care but Regan just seems like a brat.

Keith sounds like a good bloke with the right idea to me.